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Song Parodies -> "The Lust Hoax"

Original Song Title:

"The Love Boat TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Lust Hoax"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

The latest nonsense about Hitler- how he invented the blow-up sex doll to be issued to German troops in Paris! Based on an Italian newspaper with bogus reporter and fake photos but yet incorporated in a new book of odd WW2 things. Details are varied too between German Hygiene Ministry, German Army, Waffen SS, and various scientists and dates. German Hygiene Museum says no way plus no physical nor photographic evidence. Besides, Germans had official brothels in Paris where women and soldiers were checked weekly for STDs and had authorization passes issued by the OKH. Civilian French women that had sex with German troops or unofficial brothel women were called collaborators and suffered beatings and humiliation after liberation in 1944.
Lust, for German troops
The absurd. Plastic doll for you!
Lust, the Fuhrer approves
Aryan-looking, you know what to do!

Lust hoax, here comes another one
The Lust hoax started as Italian fun
With a fake reporter,
And photos found in the trash!

Hygiene Ministry denies this one
German brothels supported and more
Yes, LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST! It's
LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST! (idiots score)

Lust hoax perpetuated by lying scum
No program, no scientists, not Hitler-run
Fictitious in nature,
Sex dolls an Indian Maghul advance!

By 1908, in Europe explored
French and Spanish liked plastic whores
For LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST! It's LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUST! It
disgusts!
Just a lust hoax. Fools only stupid folks...

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