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Song Parodies -> "The Lust Jet"

Original Song Title:

"The Love Boat TV Theme Song"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Lust Jet"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Hugh Hefner's black McDonnell-Douglas DC-9-32 "Big Bunny" from 1969...
Lust, exciting for Hugh
Come aboard, join the Bunny crew
And Luv, he'll treat you like a whore
Don't you know, he's that Playboy dude!

The Lust Jet soon will making another run
The Lust Jet promises sex for a hefty sum
Affairs for adulterers
Girls in gold satin hotpants

Ecstasy and amour
With a high class Playboy whore
Yes, LUUUUUUUUUUST!!!!

Never bored with LUUUUUUUUUUST!!!

First Class ass... for you
Had showers, elliptical big bed, disco, bar, private entry, and a movie theater!

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Patrick - September 16, 2014 - Report this comment
I recall seeing this plane parked at the St Louis airport on my way to somewhere else about 40 years ago. This aircraft was made to order for the "Mile High Club". Which raises the question: what club do you join if you do "it" on a train?
Rob Arndt - September 16, 2014 - Report this comment
Patrick, it's called the Mile Post Club or Mile Long Club. Been there, done that, on Amtrak!!!
Patrick - September 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Took a trip from KC to Jefferson City, Missouri last week. Unfortunately my fellow passenger was not willing, even if there had been a secluded spot in the coach to "apply for membership".
Rob Arndt - September 17, 2014 - Report this comment
You should have done it in the caboose (pun intended)!!!

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