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Song Parodies -> "The Glove Poke"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From 'The Love Boat'"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Glove Poke"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

In spite of its lube

Bum is sore
It's inspecting you

Thy mystery-sword

Let it probe
In those cracks and tubes

The Glove Poke
Soon will be staking another bum

The Glove Poke
Promises bum-sting for everyone

Set a course for ass-wrencher
Your hind on a nude low stance

And Glove
Won't hurt anymore

It's a gropin' smile
On an endly chore

Welcome the soreness!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 9

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Kristof Robertson - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I can't remember the captain's name...was it Stubing or Lubing? ;-) 555
Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd rather have a rectal exam than watch the " Love Boat ". Atleast that only happens once a year. 5's.
Adagio - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeeowch!! 5's
alvin rhodes - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
funny stuff...i think i'd rather get a glove poke than watch "love boat"
John Barry - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Ease that prow into the berth. Funny fives.
Rex - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Reminds me of a drawing I made many many years ago titled "Houdini escaping from his proctologist".
Leo Jay - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Well, better to have a glove rather than a Gopher up there.

I have to admit that as a youngster, my ass was in front of the lube -- I mean, in front of the 'tube' watching 'The Love Boat' on many a Saturday night. Nice job.
Rick C - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Good parody but, I pouted in the end....5s
Johnny D - April 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof, Red Ant, Adagio, Alvin, JB, Rex, Leo, and Rick.
Agrimorfee - December 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Maybe that's what a "yeoman purser" does? 555

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