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Song Parodies -> "The Drug War"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From 'The Love Boat'"

Original Performer:

Jack Jones

Parody Song Title:

"The Drug War"

Parody Written by:

Claude Prez

The Lyrics

Drugs -- exciting to do
But be warned -- They're "protecting" you

The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Soon will be making another bust
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Making the streets safe for some of us
Set a course for the airport, your ass full of coke balloons...

Cause, drugs -- they might make you rich
Or make you -- someone's prison bitch

The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Putting a damper on all the fun
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
Promises three strikes for everyone
Set a course for the pokey, your mind on a new romance...

But drugs -- will not go away
Job security -- for the DEA

The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
You can't get high but you can get sloshed
The DRUUUUG WAAARRR
This is your brain after it's been washed
Set a place for Big Brother, it looks like he's here to stay...

It's DRUUUUUUGS!
Kids, Just Say No to DRUUU-UUUUU-UUUU-UUUGS!!!

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Johnny D - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
555, great job, Claude.....seems like all we need to do to put on a major buzz is light up our computers, toke-up on a big fat original song, and exhale a parody or two!
Ashkicksass - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL Claude! "Your mind on a new romance" was perfect in there! Very very well done!
Paul Robinson - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh, Claude, you had me in "Full Roaring Guffaw" mode throughout this whole parody. Really kicked into full gear with, "Set a course for the airport, your ass full of coke balloons..."...I nearly fell on the floor I was laughing so hard.
Guy - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm glad I drug this one out and read it this morning. Fine job as usual, Claude. 5 keys.
Dee Range - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Hilarious, Claude 5's
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
So glad you didn't make a hash of this one, Claude. But I should have known you'd handle it with Es. Or something like that ;)
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
5 Tokes times three.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
(nb... note the smiley without a nose - too much coke, methinks ;) )
Ravyn Rant - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
High Fives from me!
Melhi - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVE this!!!
alvin rhodes - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
nautical miles better than the original...5s
John Jenkins - January 26, 2005 - Report this comment
I missed this when it first came out because I was high at the time (backpacking in the Sierras). Very good argument very cleverly presented.

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