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Song Parodies -> "Wal-Mart"

Original Song Title:

"Tatakae! Polymar (Hurricane Polymar opening song)"

Original Performer:

Isao Sasaki

Parody Song Title:


Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Let's... go... to... Wal-Mart!
There are much stuff that you buy... at... low... prices!
This ain't a thrift store, no way Jose, you know where to shop
There are clothes you'll see, as well as lots of toys
DVDs and video games too
Screw you folks who were fond of... Target! Target! Target!
Where we at? It's the place everyone called Wal-Mart

Roll roll roll roll back, high sales
Make make make make 'em stay low
Discount prices!
There's also a photo lab... take... a... picture!
This ain't Walgreens or Fresh and Easy, you know where you're at
There are school supplies that you want, in case of "back to school"
Screw ya Big Lots, if you will
Groceries can be found there... What else? what else? What else?
This is the place we were in, nowhere but Wal-Mart

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