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Song Parodies -> "Spaff"

Original Song Title:

"Theme From Shaft"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Isaac Hayes

Parody Song Title:

"Spaff"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

This site is filled with many awesome pun-a-linguists, too numerous to name, but the one who makes me laugh the most.....
Who's the crack jivin' mick
That's a laugh machine for all us hicks?
(SPAFF!) we're damn glad

Who is the man we would
Sell our soul for his talent, man?
(SPAFF!) don't forget it

Who's so good we all drop out
When there's contests we all shout
(SPAFF!) damn him

You see that Spaff is a bad mutha....
(Hush your mouse)
But I'm laughin' at that Spaff
(And don't you forget it)

He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?
(Huh Spaff?)

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Johnny D - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
All hail The Mighty Spaff! I love his parodies, and I love this parody!

The last verse is frickin' priceless:

"He's a (.)com-placated man
You ever wonder 'bout him?
Is he human?"
alvin rhodes - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
nice tribute...5s...by the way, today isaac hayes turns 62
Ashkicksass - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
I don't know the tune well enough to vote, but I couldn't agree more with your sentiments. What a wonderful tribute, Dee!
John Barry - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment
A spiffy tribute.
Dee Range - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny D., alvin, AKA and John Barry, thanks
Guy - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I liked this:

(Hush your mouse)

Yes I have to agree that the Spaffer commands the respect of all who read and listen to his work. Fine tribute Dee.
Michael Pacholek - August 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Right on. Spaff ain't just fly, he's super-fly.
Dee Range - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Guy and Michael, thanks
Spaff.com - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Truly a stunning accomplishment. Stellar. Phenomenal. Other superlatives. (And not 'cause I'm biased or anything.) Thanx for the honor, oh deranged one. I can dig it.

And to those of you who said nice things about me in your comments: Thank you for letting my ego survive to see another day.
Dee Range - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
You are very welcome, your emminems......I mean emminence. Just repay us with more parodies
Agrimorfee - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
I can dig it. 545
Dee Range - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Agrimorfee, thanks
Pete - May 26, 2008 - Report this comment
I just had this idea but I see it's been done already. Excellent!!!
LittleCupCakes - May 27, 2008 - Report this comment
Mr D. Ranger, please come back, & continue this 70's song!! This is great , and it does ring true about SPAFF !!!! Love: hush your mouse! hush . . . hush . . . hush . . .

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