Yeah, I’m 5’4
I’m! 5! 4!

I'm only five foot four
I might live till 98
I can fit in my plane seat
Watch me accelerate

I can fit in a train
I don’t bump my head
My feet don’t hang off
The edge of my bed.

And there’s many good things
About being five foot four

I'm only five foot four
I got no pain in my back
All the cars I’m driving
Are small and compact.

And I help the environment
And that’s not a joke
Environment’s messed up
From all the tall folks

And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head
Anywhere
I’m! 5! Foot! 4!
Ugh!

I'm only five foot four
Glad I’m under 6 feet
I hope I don’t grow
Anymore, anymore, anymore

And I’m glad I’m not tall
I’m fine when I fall
I don’t have to eat nearly as much food.

And there’s many good things
About being five foot four
And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head
On the top of door


I don’t bump my head

Yeah, I don’t bump my head
Oh, I don’t bump my head


And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head

I hope I don’t grow
I hope I don’t grow
I hope I don’t grow
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore

I'm only five foot four
I'm only five foot four
I'm only five foot four
I'm five foot four