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Song Parodies -> "Five Foot Four"

Original Song Title:

"Five Foot One"

Original Performer:

Iggy Pop

Parody Song Title:

"Five Foot Four"

Parody Written by:

Ten Second Braeden

The Lyrics

A song about my height and the advantages of it.
Yeah, I’m 5’4
I’m! 5! 4!

I'm only five foot four
I might live till 98
I can fit in my plane seat
Watch me accelerate

I can fit in a train
I don’t bump my head
My feet don’t hang off
The edge of my bed.

And there’s many good things
About being five foot four

I'm only five foot four
I got no pain in my back
All the cars I’m driving
Are small and compact.

And I help the environment
And that’s not a joke
Environment’s messed up
From all the tall folks

And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head
Anywhere
I’m! 5! Foot! 4!
Ugh!

I'm only five foot four
Glad I’m under 6 feet
I hope I don’t grow
Anymore, anymore, anymore

And I’m glad I’m not tall
I’m fine when I fall
I don’t have to eat nearly as much food.

And there’s many good things
About being five foot four
And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head
On the top of door


I don’t bump my head

Yeah, I don’t bump my head
Oh, I don’t bump my head


And I don’t bump my head
On the chandelier
I don’t bump my head
Getting out of car
I don’t bump my head

I hope I don’t grow
I hope I don’t grow
I hope I don’t grow
Anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore, anymore

I'm only five foot four
I'm only five foot four
I'm only five foot four
I'm five foot four

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Christie Marie M - May 01, 2009 - Report this comment
Like you, I've been a 5'4" my whole life. But you've now just grown to a 5'55"! :)

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