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Song Parodies -> "Sonic Rocks"

Original Song Title:

"Cleveland Rocks"

Original Performer:

Ian Hunter

Parody Song Title:

"Sonic Rocks"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

Ain't this the truth? Anyways, enjoy the parody!
Kids, there’s NOTHING more cool than bein’ hugged by someone ya like! But if someone tries to touch you in a place or in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable, that’s NO GOOD!

Two three! [x3]

Ah ah ah! [x16]

All those golden rings calling him
Back to Green Hill Zone!
He’s such a shrewd and blue dude,
And Eggman will get pwned!

All the kids who stood growin’ up in the hood, they go:
“Sonic rocks, Sonic Rocks!”
Mister Joe Greene is mean, Mr. Bean goes…

Sonic rocks! [x8]

Eggman knows, but he don’t care,
He’ll build some robot stooge!
Seven Emeralds, he thinks it’s not fair,
He tries subterfuge!

All the hedgehog chicks – whether thin or thick – go
“Sonic rocks, Sonic Rocks!”
They’re givin’ some grins when that blue guy wins, they go…

Sonic rocks! [x8]

I got a Sega from World War II,
I play it just like my granddad do,
He was a gamer and I am too!*

Oh, Sonic rocks!
Sonic rocks!

He’s on the case,
Wins the race,
Eggman quoth, “Nevermore!”

Sonic rocks! [x24]

Ah ah ah! [x16]

Two three! [x3]

*-For the record, my grandfather was never a big gamer.

Copyright 2020 by Dylan Baranski GmbH S.p.A. Inc. Misuse is punishable by being unable to find a place and grab a space.

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