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Song Parodies -> "Tingly Fingers"

Original Song Title:

"Boney Fingers"

Original Performer:

Hoyt Axton

Parody Song Title:

"Tingly Fingers"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan Spurlock

The Lyrics

My wife was recently issued a prescription for a pain medicine. The medicine comes in two separate tubes so she squeezes a dose from each, mixes it together so that it's very thin, then applies it to her body. She sometimes asks me to help massage in some of it where she can't reach and I'm glad to help her. I love her a lot and would do just about anything to help ease her pain. What generated the idea for this parody was the "warning" about tingly fingers being a possible side effect--and that pharmacist was right!
New prescription, now I gotta go and fill it,
Liquid stuff so I don’t ever wanna spill it,
Got two parts so be careful how you mill it:
Maybe you can feel a little better (after treatin’)
Maybe you can feel a little better!

I was told to use my hand when I’m rubbin’ in the lotion
And always try to use a kind and gentle motion,
Never should I try to ever start a new commotion,
Side effect might be some tingly fingers (after rubbin’)
Side effect might be some tingly fingers!

Dab your fingers in the stuff and you could get what?
(Ooh-ooh!)Tingly fingers, tingly fingers!

“Wash your hands, or your fingers will be tinglin’,
“After you‘ve applied the lotion that you’re minglin’,
“Touch the wrong place and you’ll surely be a stingin’!”
Side effects might be some tingly fingers (after rubbin”)
Side effects might be some tingly fingers!

Dab your fingers in the stuff and you could get what?
(Ooh-ooh!)Tingly fingers, tingly fingers!

Helpin’ out my gal, just to ease the pain she’s feelin’,
I just hope that I’m helpin’ with the healin’,
She’s my love, and I find her still appealin’,
Maybe she can feel a little better (little better)
Maybe one day she’ll be a little better!

Dab your fingers in the stuff and you could get what?
(Ooh-ooh!)Tingly fingers, tingly fingers!

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