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Song Parodies -> "You Zesty Thing"

Original Song Title:

"You Sexy Thing"

Original Performer:

Hot Chocolate

Parody Song Title:

"You Zesty Thing"

Parody Written by:

White Trash

The Lyrics

i just love spiced noodles
where you from
you zesty thing
zesty thing you(2)

where did you come from spaghetti
how did you know i needed you
how did you know i need you with garlic
how did you know i would prego you gladly
yesterday i was one of those homely people
using biodegradble
regular noodles

repeat chorus

whats your origin spaghetti
were you just a bunch of sticks for cave men
you know with sauce your everything i prayed for
should be the next court appeal not sonia sotomayor
yeah boiling causing a chain reaction
now you just need the sauce from me
THAN BON APPETIT!

OH SAUCEY (YOU ZESTY THING)
KATE MOSSEY (YOU SEXY THING)
OH I LOVE THE HATE THE WAY YOUR PREPARED DARLING (SO I USE SAUCE)

YESTERDAY
I WAS ONE OF THOSE HOMELY PEOPLE
USING BIODEGRADABLE
REGULAR NOODLES

REPEAT CHORUS

SPICEY AND YUMMY DARLING
I LOVE THE WAY YOU TASTE NOW BABY
ITS ECTASY

YOU ZESTY THING
SEXY THING SEXY SPAGHETTI
YOUR REALLY SPICEY
BUT I HAVE AN EATING DISORDER
SO I DONT WANT YOU ANYMORE BABY
ZESTY THING

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norcalVotrixy - May 31, 2009 - Report this comment
Tu TExy thing . .

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