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Song Parodies -> "M-16"

Original Song Title:

"You Sexy Thing"

Original Performer:

Hot Chocolate

Parody Song Title:

"M-16"

Parody Written by:

Dylan Baranski

The Lyrics

My third parody in a row today. According to my calculations, that means I've hit #95. Only 5 more to go until #100! Now, I've seen a few parodies on this website about the AK-47 assault rifle, but none about the M-16 assault rifle. So, I wrote this one to fill that gap. Enjoy! DKTOS? (Don't Know The Original Song?)
I adore this rifle!
It is called
The M-16
(The M-16, yeah!)
I adore this rifle!
Now I won’t get mauled!
Thanks, M-16!
(Oh M-16, yeah!)

Thanks a lot, Mr. Stoner!*
Now I can stop the enemy!
You must’ve known I needed it so badly,
I’ll take care of this weapon very gladly!

Yesterday, I was one of those unarmed people,
Now you’re lying in my hands,
Loaded up for me.

I adore this rifle!
It is called
The M-16
(The M-16, yeah!)
I adore this rifle!
Now I won’t get mauled!
Thanks, M-16!
(Oh M-16, yeah!)

I really love this weapon!
It’s powerful & accurate!
I wouldn’t let a politician take you,
I give props to the company that makes you!

Nowadays, I rely on your protection,
Now you’re lying in my hands,
Loaded up for me.

I adore this rifle!
It is called
The M-16
(The M-16, yeah!)
I adore this rifle!
Now I won’t get mauled!
Thanks, M-16!
(Oh M-16, yeah!)

Thank you!
(Oh, M-16)
Get ‘em, baby!
(Oh, M-16)
I love the way you shoot the badguys!
(Oh, M-16)
Whoa-oh,
I’m ecstatic!
(Oh, M-16)

Yesterday, I was one of those unarmed people,
Now you’re lying in my hands,
Loaded up for me.

I adore this rifle!
It is called
The M-16
(The M-16, yeah!)
I adore this rifle!
Now I won’t get mauled!
Thanks, M-16!
(Oh M-16, yeah!)

Whoa-oh,
Get ‘em, baby!
I love the way you shoot the badguys!
Whoa-oh,
I’m ecstatic!
YAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I’m ecstatic!
(M-16, M-16)
I love this rifle!
(M-16, M-16)
I love the way you shoot the badguys!
(M-16, M-16)
Whoa-oh, yeah!
(M-16, M-16)
Love the way you shoot straight…
*-Eugene Stoner was the inventor of the M-16 rifle.

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Jason - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Great job Dylan! Great rhyming as well. 555
Dylan Baranski - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Jason. Personally, I believe this is one of the most under-parodied songs on the website. By that, I mean it's a popular song, but the amount of parodies of it (3 counting this one) doesn't match the song's popularity. You know what I'm saying?
UnKnownVO - March 19, 2008 - Report this comment
I believe in CowBoys . . . you ~Flexy~ thing . . . .

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