Had some money to spend
Went off to Ask Jeeves once again
To find the best coat, all leather - no fur
Three W's dot ask dot com - hey!
What's this, did Jeeves go away?
Blown up like Jack or just a transfer?

Chorus

Poor Jeeves is gone -
I saw he's vanished - go and see!
I really hope he'll be okay
Maybe he'll find another world wide web and be
Boss of a site & won't work so hard

At first when I saw him gone
I thought, "Hey it won't be too long
Maybe he's changing for the special day"
Finally, I realized
He won't be around for more buys
Cuz yesterday was no special holiday

Poor Jeeves is gone, oh yes;
He's missing from his spot
Was that the best marketing plan they got?
Maybe he'll find a black hole in cyber space and be
Answering for another me

Wah-ah

I will miss cyber butler Jeeves

Wah-ah