Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "I Am Ahhnold"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Ahhnold"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

I am Ahhnold, hear me roar,
Poll numbers too big to ignore!
Und I won this crazy recall fair und square!
Now Pete Wilson's by my side,
Yet from the press, I try to hide -
'Cause I'm nowhere near as smart as my chest-hair!

Ja, I am pumped
Und it's muscle born of pain
Ja, I've worked out haahd
Look how much bulk I've gained
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold

Democrats shall never break me,
'Cause the voters chose to make me,
Caw-lee-fornia's Gov-er-nator by surprise!
Und when re-election comes,
I shall crush those liberal bums
With the manly muscle-power of my thighs!

Ja, I am pumped
Though some steroids played their pahht
Now I am so huge
I have supersonic fahhts
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold

I am Ahhnold, watch me grow,
See me standing toe to toe,
With those tax-und-spending wimpy girly-men!
Caw-lee-fornia's Governator,
Shall be their Terminator,
'Til my ego weeps from boredom once again!

Ja, I am pumped
Like they say, no pain no gain!
But now I ask my wife:
Which muscle is my brain?
If I have to, I can do anything
I am strong (strong)
I am eenvincible (eenvincible)
I am Ahhnold

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   3
 3
 3
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Guy - October 18, 2003 - Report this comment
Johnny D! Another chart buster. Very well paced and timed. You go dude.
Adagio - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe! 'Supersonic faahts' 5's
Guy - October 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Come on folks - this is worth more than five votes. Take a look and comment and vote honestly.
Wild Man - October 21, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! Good Job.
Johnny D - October 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks Wild Man, Guy, and Adagio. I think this parody is particulary humorously embarrasing for the Governator, since it is based on the legendary feminist anthem "I Am Woman", and we all know what a conscientiously non-chauvinistic gentleman Ahhnold has always been, don't we? Ja! Ahhnold hat immer Frauen vollständig respektiert! Sicher! Selbstverständlich! Uh-huh!
who cares what my name is - October 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Ditto everyone else
... - March 07, 2004 - Report this comment
I kinda liked it, even though I didn't vote for the guy.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/helenreddy7.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 723