Song Parodies -> I Am Sarah
| Original Song Title: | "I Am Woman" |
| Original Performer: | Helen Reddy |
| Parody Song Title: | "I Am Sarah" |
| Parody Written by: | Friends of Distraction |
A parody dedicated to the former mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, who was elected by 616 out of 5000 residents
I am Sarah, hear me roar

I am a force you can't ignore

And I think I have what it takes to contend
But about me, when you vote

There are some things you should take note

You may want to think about that vote again


Oh yes I am hot

But it's wisdom that I feign

Mrs. nice, I'm not

And much power I've attained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am right (right)

I am Republican (Republican)

I am Sarah

As the mayor of Wasilla

I taxed food, and here's a killer:

When I left, the town was twenty mil in debt

Controversies, they embroiled me

Voters? They almost recalled me 

Sewage treatment plant was needed. Didn't get.
Oh yes I am hot

To the radical far right

Sometimes speak in tongues

With rifles I can fight

If I need to, I will shoot anything 

I am armed (armed)

Let's pray that I'm stable (am I Stable?)

I am Sarah


I'll defend all embryos

Even if the baby knows

That his mother is his sister. Ain't that swell?
Did you know I'm not a man?

Iraq war? "That is God's plan!"

And if you dare to disagree, you'll burn in Hell.


Oh yes I am hot

And it's wisdom I disdain

You will pay the price

One heartbeat from McCain

If he kicks it, I will rule everything

I am nuts (nuts)

I am too dangerous (too dangerous)

I am Sarah...
I am a force you can't ignore

And I think I have what it takes to contend
But about me, when you vote

There are some things you should take note

You may want to think about that vote again


Oh yes I am hot

But it's wisdom that I feign

Mrs. nice, I'm not

And much power I've attained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am right (right)

I am Republican (Republican)

I am Sarah

As the mayor of Wasilla

I taxed food, and here's a killer:

When I left, the town was twenty mil in debt

Controversies, they embroiled me

Voters? They almost recalled me 

Sewage treatment plant was needed. Didn't get.
Oh yes I am hot

To the radical far right

Sometimes speak in tongues

With rifles I can fight

If I need to, I will shoot anything 

I am armed (armed)

Let's pray that I'm stable (am I Stable?)

I am Sarah


I'll defend all embryos

Even if the baby knows

That his mother is his sister. Ain't that swell?
Did you know I'm not a man?

Iraq war? "That is God's plan!"

And if you dare to disagree, you'll burn in Hell.


Oh yes I am hot

And it's wisdom I disdain

You will pay the price

One heartbeat from McCain

If he kicks it, I will rule everything

I am nuts (nuts)

I am too dangerous (too dangerous)

I am Sarah...
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Thanks to whoever gave me 5's, from me, whoever I am ;-0
Bravo!
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