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Song Parodies -> "I Am Sarah"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Sarah"

Parody Written by:

Friends of Distraction

The Lyrics

A parody dedicated to the former mayor of Wasilla, Alaska, who was elected by 616 out of 5000 residents
I am Sarah, hear me roar

I am a force you can't ignore

And I think I have what it takes to contend
But about me, when you vote

There are some things you should take note

You may want to think about that vote again

Oh yes I am hot

But it's wisdom that I feign

Mrs. nice, I'm not

And much power I've attained

If I have to, I can do anything

I am right (right)

I am Republican (Republican)

I am Sarah

As the mayor of Wasilla

I taxed food, and here's a killer:

When I left, the town was twenty mil in debt

Controversies, they embroiled me

Voters? They almost recalled me 

Sewage treatment plant was needed. Didn't get.

Oh yes I am hot

To the radical far right

Sometimes speak in tongues

With rifles I can fight

If I need to, I will shoot anything 

I am armed (armed)

Let's pray that I'm stable (am I Stable?)

I am Sarah

I'll defend all embryos

Even if the baby knows

That his mother is his sister. Ain't that swell?
Did you know I'm not a man?

Iraq war? "That is God's plan!"

And if you dare to disagree, you'll burn in Hell.

Oh yes I am hot

And it's wisdom I disdain

You will pay the price

One heartbeat from McCain

If he kicks it, I will rule everything

I am nuts (nuts)

I am too dangerous (too dangerous)

I am Sarah...

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Friends of Distraction - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks to whoever gave me 5's, from me, whoever I am ;-0
John Barry - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Friends of John Barry - September 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks John!
YinYang City - June 05, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm too young to really know the OS very well but you did a very good parody here. Sarah Palin is a disgrace to the female gender, she's the Britney Spears of politics and she's a corrupt nasty barracuda. I have nothing against the idea of a woman U.S. President someday but I pray it WON'T be her!

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