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Song Parodies -> "I Am Eisner"

Original Song Title:

"I Am Woman"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Helen Reddy

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Eisner"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

I had to write this tune during the turmoil between Michael Eisner and Roy Disney
I am Eisner
I ain't Walt
And when I walk by
You will halt
And I'll make my every penny that you spend

Mickey Mouse is just a rat
And baby, right here is where it's at
Think I'll bring back that Light Magic once again

CHORUS
Oh, yes, I am rich
But, I 'm just a greedy pig
Oh!
Yes, you'll pay the price
And see me do my jig
If I have to
I can own everything
I am boss (BOSS)
And I will raise the price
(HE'LL RAISE THE PRICE)
I am Eisner

Don't you tell me to retire
'Cause the stocks won't raise much higher
You will see my yearly bonuses go aloft
Bad enough I own ABC
ESPN and all of Disney
Soon, I'll take Marvel, Time-Warner, even Krofft

Chorus

I am Eisner
You are slaves
Kiss the ground that I will pave
As I spread those Disney Theme Parks
'Cross the land
But I'm still smarting a blow
By Roy Disney's push to go

Soon, all the world will be at my command
Oh, yes, I am rich
But, I 'm just a greedy pig
Oh!
Yes, you'll pay the price
And see me do my jig
If I have to
I can take everything
I am boss (BOSS)
And I will raise the price
(HE'LL RAISE THE PRICE)
I am Eisner

I am Eisner
(I AM EISNER)
And I will raise the Price
I am Boss
Ad libs etc. until fade

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John Barry - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job. Eisner is the Kingdom's rat.

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