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Song Parodies -> "(We Really Need This) Pasteurized Moo Thang"

Original Song Title:

"(We Dont Need This) Facist Groove Thang"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Heaven 17

Parody Song Title:

"(We Really Need This) Pasteurized Moo Thang"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Mexico

The Lyrics

If only great men like louis pasteur were around today, he inveted pasteurization, which keeps dairy products clean, and rabies shots. both of these have something to do with mad cows now, if he were around today, he could probably shake that mad cow thang! shake it!
Everybody Move, to Cure The Moo!
Everybody Move, to Cure The Moo!
Everybody Move, to Cure The Moo!
Everybody Move, to Cure The Moo!
Everybody Move, to Cure The Moo!

Have You Heard It On the news
About this rabid cow thang
Evil cows with hatin views
Are stompin all across the land
Louis pasteur stop laying in the ground
and let those mad cows run around
Louid Pasteur your the best
At getting rid of that crazy Moo Thang

Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!

History must repeat itself
remember when you kept milk from going sour
Grab your testubes and your things
Get in the lab i feel your power
Alberta proved that funky stuff
is not for you and me girl
no no no no no
North america's an unhappy land
Weve had that berserk moo thang

Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!

Democrats who are in power
May be the ones to blame
oh oh oh
gave those moo cows some strange disease
That seems to hit the brain
Louie's mind cannot reject
this great task which is in motion
lets not tell him what to do
Moo cows stop your good time dancing
we may not have to train our guns on you
your cure is advancing

Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!

Albert einstein lend a hand
Increases our population
Great scientests in the lab
Fred Bantings got the solution
The One secret that will sucsessfully
Shake that mad cow thang! Shake It!

Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!
Louis, Pasteur, We Need That Pasteurized Moo Thang!



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