Song Parodies -> The Love Doctor song (Ode to Dr. Noah Drake)

Original Song Title:

"Coconut"

Original Performer:

Harry Nilsson

  
Parody Song Title:

"The Love Doctor song (Ode to Dr. Noah Drake)"

Parody Written by:

Mare Garrel

A silly little love song I wrote about my favorite TV doctor, the beautiful Noah Drake, whose show, "General Hospital", coincidentally, I have never seen in full, but I love the character and the actor who played him to no end, so here you have it., my GH fantasy.
Needed some good lovin when, I had it bad this time,
I couldn't love another cause they seemed to make a chime.

And he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion." my love doctor, called him up,

Said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my old heart ache,"
I said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my heart ache,"
"I'll give it to ya straight."

He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "It's time for the potion, I'm your love doctor, I'll fix you up"

Said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my heart ache?"
Said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my heart ache?"

When he arrived with the potion oh you bet we got together
Said, "It's time for the potion" and he made me feel better,
I said "Go, babe. You've done enough!" Then he got down
"Got the night to do all our stuff, I'll go home in the morning."

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo.

Now we are a couple and I think it's about time,
Now I'm so happy that I say everything in rhyme
Cause he said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
She put de lime in de coconut and called de doctor, woke 'im up.

Said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my old heart ache,"
I said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said "Doctor, could you fix my heart ache,"
"I'll give it to ya straight."

He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
He said "Time for the potion, cause you're my kind of woman."

When he arrived with the potion oh you bet we got together
Said, "It's time for the potion" and he made me feel better,
I said "Go, babe. You've done enough!" Then he got down
"Got the night to do all our stuff, I'll go home in the morning."

Woo! Now I got me Noah Drake
Because, woo--he fixed this poor old heart ache
I say, well woo--They call me Mrs. Noah Drake
Because--woo, that man fixed my poor heart ache,
That's right yow--They call me Mrs. Noah Drake

So hey, now--call me Mrs. Noah Drake
I said "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said, "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
I said, "Doctor, paging Dr. Noah Drake."
He said, "Baby, cause you're my kind of woman.""

When he arrived with the potion oh you bet we got together
Said, "It's time for the potion" and he made me feel better,
He said "Time for the potion, and he loved me all up
"Got the night to do all our stuff, I'll go home in the morning."

Yes, I'll go home in the morning, I'll go home in the morning
I'll be thinkin' of you when I go home in the morning
I'll be thinkin' of you when I go home in the morning
I'll be thinkin' of you when I go home in the morning
I'll be thinkin' of you, yeah when I go home in the morning
And he thought of me, too!
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Mare Garrel - August 24, 2009 - Report this comment
Slight note, please try to ignore the unchanged line. I must have missed that one during the writing and didn't realize until now.
Christie Marie M - November 26, 2009 - Report this comment
I just came across this just now. Now I can't decide which of your Noah Drake parodies I love the best! I love all!! This parody reminds me of this Marvin Gaye video "Sexual Healing" where this female doctor gives Marvin a teaspoon of the "Midnight Love Potion" medicine and takes some herself by drinking some out of the bottle! Take 555 more doses of the Dr Drake's love potion! :)

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