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Song Parodies -> "Put De LIMA In De LCA"

Original Song Title:

"Coconut"

Original Performer:

Harry Nillson

Parody Song Title:

"Put De LIMA In De LCA"

Parody Written by:

Callmelennie

The Lyrics

In open heart surgery, The Left Internal Mammary Artery (LIMA) is redirected back into the heart, generally to relieve a blockage of the of the Left Coronary Artery (LCA) or one of its branches, the Left Descending Artery (LDA). A "Widowmaker" situation is any total blockage of the RCA (Right Coronary Artery), LCA or LDA
Bruder, had a crushing pain, thought it was angin'
My wifey had a shudder, sez it's de end of line

She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in de aspirin, I drink em bot' up
She put de lime in my drinking cup
I call the doctor, woke em up

Said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to forestall de Widowmaker"
I said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to avoid de Undertaker"

Now let me tell you straight
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We'll put de LIMA in de LCA, we sew it all up
We put de LIMA in de LCA, now go to ER, wake 'em up

I said, "Doctor, aint there nothing I can take here"
I said "Doctor, to avoid the sternum breaker"
I said "Doctor, aint there nothing I can say here"
I said "Doctor, to receive a pace-y maker"

You need de LIMA in de LCA, we sew 'em bot' together
Put de LIMA in de LCA, then you pump better
Put de LIMA in de LCA, sew them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, be walking in the morning

Woo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo

Brudder, got a Robo heart, I got it for a dime
Beating like a motherfu', it wakes me up sometimes
They put de LIMA in de LCA, they sewed it all up
They put de LIMA in de LCA, it beats so strong it wakes me up

I said "Doctor, aint there nothin' I can take"
I said "Doctor, to relive my head from achin'
I said "Doctor, aint there nothin' I need taking"
I said "Doctor, to get back to baby making"

Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sewed them bot' up
Put de LIMA in de LCA, I want to have my woman
Put de LIMA in de LCA, you sew em bot' together
Put de LIMA in de LCA, then it beats better
Put de LIMA in de LCA, gonna do the town
Put the LIMA in de LCA, get jiggy in de morning

Oooh, aint there nothing I can take here
I said Oooh, cause I know I wanna make her
I said, Ooh, aint there nothing I can take here
To calm down de trouser snaker
I say Yow, aint there nothing I can take here
I say Ooh, to avoid a sternum breaker























My heart really was beating very powerfully almost immediately after surgery. Of course, other complications keep you from getting too jiggy for a several weeks ... most notably your fractured sternum. Certain positions really would re-fracture your sternum

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Callmlelennie - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
Missed an all time great sub; can anyone see it? I saw it about a trillionth of a picosecond after I pushed "Send" Unfortunately you cant un-send a "Send"
Jonathan - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
^ I don't see it then again I'm slower than molasses in the middle of february in Alaska... could you point it out? 5's
callmelennie - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
You put de LIMA in de coronary, sew it all up
Jonathan - February 24, 2016 - Report this comment
^ ah yes I see now thanks!
Dr Giorgio Coniglio dec - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
This is a great OS that hadn't been used on this site for 8 years. Glad you introduced me to it. It is however easy to find a couple informative Youtube videos that explain that the "widowmaker" lesion in the coronary arteries is a tight stenosis or narrowing of the large LAD (left anterior descending) artery shortly after its origin. The risk is that the narrowing will progress and cause a large area of heart muscle damage (heart attack), with high mortality.Total occlusions which are discovered later are more complicated in terms of significance, management. Also, the acronym 'LDA' is not used, the term 'LCA' rather uncommonly. It's best if patients and family members can talk to their health care providers using unskewed language.
Ernie Kovacs - June 02, 2016 - Report this comment
You wanna see gorillas jamming? Check out The Nairobi Trio. It's proof of evolution. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=416o9b_pjQk
Callmelennie - June 03, 2016 - Report this comment
Yeah, I blew that one. Best line, actually, would have been "Put the LIMA in the coronary" As for The LDA error, chalk that up to a case of CDI (Cardiologically Induced Dyslexia.) There's a whole SOA (Sh*tlo@d of Acronyms) you need to remember in order to talk the myocardial infarctionary talk, whatever the farc that means ......But seriously GCG, I screwed the pooch even further and wrote LCA (Left Coronary Artery) when I meant to say LDA. Hell, noone with a total block of the LCA get a LIMA graft cause you dont live long enough to even get to the hospital. That thing will get you in a heartbeat (or lack of same) It's even deadlier than Pai Mei's Five Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique
Sarah Palindrome - June 04, 2016 - Report this comment
@Ernie Kovacs (or his ASsistant); "No! It U loved - devolution."
Sarah Palindrome, again - June 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Almost forgot (please excuse the crudity)..... #2) "Jam? Re gorillas? All I roger, Maj."

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