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Song Parodies -> "The Two-Headed Monster"

Original Song Title:

"The Cat's In The Cradle"

Original Performer:

Harry Chapin

Parody Song Title:

"The Two-Headed Monster"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

When Big Bird's looking for Ernie
In a strange but awesome journey
There's a purple monster with two heads
Why not two monsters each with one head instead
Seems that they don't give me good directions,hey
One of the two heads said "This way,bird."
But the other head said "That way."

The Two-Headed Monster should come out soon
The little boy something was them at noon
When they came upon that big yellow bird
Big Bird didn't look for Bert,
And nobody's gonna get hurt

They wear a miscreated tuxedo
So they can tap dance,you dunno
Or maybe they became a scarecrow
In Old MacDonald's farm,you know
Maybe they're swinging in the playground
Or being a two-headed clown
That are moving their heads up and down

The Two-Headed Monster should come out soon
They're not a two-headed man on the moon
The two-headed LBB was there
Playing a bugle,that's fair
I mean it wasn't fair

Well,that two-headed monster gets in my way
Even though they won't ruin my day
Someone's thinking about Ernie
In this ordinary journey
So Telly Monster hides in a triangle
Nobody hides in a rectangle,yeah
Who will hide in a rectangle

Once I found Ernie,he told Big Bird
Maybe you can hang out with Bert
Let's hang out with Bert

The Two-Headed Monster should come out soon
They're insulting me everyday at noon
Even though,they're kinda odd
Big Bird just thought they're not
Big Bird thought they're not

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