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Song Parodies -> "Watch, Watch (You Back)"

Original Song Title:

"Scratch, Scratch (Me Back)"

Original Performer:

Harry Belafonte

Parody Song Title:

"Watch, Watch (You Back)"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

Ah, how miserable life is for gays when leftards can't even keep their mouths shut about what they really believe. The darkly humorous truth of the matter is this: that the leftards never did much like the gay wing of their party, except as a cover for their own adulterous behavior. Helping one pack of perverts censor and shout down their critics very much helps the creeps in Congress get off lightly for their own perversions, which were already less socially consequential for being "straight" perversions. Dean, on the other hand, is apparently more perverse politically than he is sexually...
Oh, de Demoncraptic party
Of good leader has a lack:
When dat Howeird Dean gets shoutin'
Better cover up you crack.

Watch, watch you back!
Watch, watch you back!
When leftards scream "Attack!"
You better turn you codpiece back!

De sodomites embarrassed,
'Cause of awful sight dat dey see:
Dean talking for real marriage
Wit' Seven Hundred Club on TV!

Watch, watch you back!
Watch, watch you back!
When leftards scream "Attack!"
You better turn you codpiece back!

Twenty-eight for Gore, dat's so dismal;
Howeird Dean's facing de swan song;
Twenty-six for Kerry's abysmal;
Dumbdey-Dems' acts got de gong!

Watch, watch you back!
Watch, watch you back!
When leftards scream "Attack!"
You better turn you codpiece back!

Well, Bush-man don't like gay "marriage"
But he not goin' to kick gay:
Tell de trut', we on right wing
Mostly feel much de same way.

Watch, watch you back!
Watch, watch you back!
When leftards scream "Attack!"
You better turn you codpiece back!
Of course, we on the right would prefer for everyone to mind their own business, but that's the very thing leftards just cannot do. Disgusting as homosexuality is, most of us think very little of it from day to day in our pleasant conservative communities. It's the leftards who lie awake at night, tossing and turning in mortification at the thought that someone somwhere in those flyover states is--maybe at this very moment--posting Ten Commandments in a courthouse, saluting the Stars and Stripes, and/or saying a prayer for President George W. Bush's health in front of a county seal with a cross on it in a public school building. Of course, if they ever figure out just where I got those figures on Gore and Kerry, they're going to be up all night worrying about those too. Well, losers, here's one more thing to torment you in your madness: that somewhere in that backwoods rural area you leftards hate so much, I'll be sleeping soundly with a smile on my face while your hatred burns and your stomach churns. Nighty-nightmare, leftards.

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