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Song Parodies -> "Austrian Gov"

Original Song Title:

"Fallin' in Love"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds

Parody Song Title:

"Austrian Gov"

Parody Written by:

Andria

The Lyrics

A tribute to California's worst governor, Arnold Schwarzenegger. I sincerely hope they don't change the natural-born citizenship requirement for the Presidential seat, otherwise Schwarzie will run for President, get elected, and run the entire USA into the ground like he's done to California.

*Run for public office.
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Schwarzenator, he is
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Governator, he is

I could never see the Terminator run*,
And then he ran and strange enough, the ‘lection, he won
Anyone can see, all the damage done to Cal
But Gray Davis was a better Gov, but he still ain’t my pal

Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Schwarzenator, he is
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Governator, he is

It seems like yesterday, California’s funds were flush
But now, I know the Schwarz can spend a billion every day
As the state is swamped with mud, and San Andreas waits
To quake and shake, make the Big One, it’s a truly grim fate

Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Schwarzenator, he is
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Governator, he is

State gets run into the ground, fires and quakes, he will ignore
Mud and floods and terrorists, they too, he’ll ignore

Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Schwarzenator, he is
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Governator, he is

Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Schwarzenator, he is
Arnie, Arnie, Austrian Gov
Governator, he is

(Note: I am NOT a resident of California, and don't plan to be. If I move to any other state, it'll probably be Texas, Arizona or New Mexico. I don't really care for eight months a year of rain like I deal with now, or rampant natural disasters and poor government on all levels like CA has.)

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Old Man Ribber - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Great rip on Ahnold! I suspect you'd be quite happy here in Kentucky. ;)
Christie Marie M - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Nice to see you writing again, Andria! What OMR said! Great tribute to the Governator! Speaking of rampant natural disasters such as earthquakes, I've been praying every single day for those residents in Haiti who are still suffering from that earthquake aftermath and I read this article about the baby being born from a scarce, disastrous background, such as Haiti! Anyways, 555 and remember (imitating Arnold): "I'll be bock!!!"
Andria - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks OMR... I'm sure I would, and thanks Christie... the idea came into my head when I was watching the evening news a couple nights ago and they mentioned the mudslides in Los Angeles, and I completed the parody during two commercial breaks and an infomercial that followed the news. Haiti's pretty messed up.
ladyNorCAL - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, Beavers are taking over ! !
Andria - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, LCC... do you mean beavers as in the state mammal of Oregon? I figured you'd chime in here, and other California residents, such as 2Eagle and (hopefully) Alvin Rhodes may well chime in. Your comments are always appreciated. :-)
blackjack21 - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
No fat on this parody, 555.
Andria - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks for v/c, blackjack.
Phil Nelson - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny one. 5's, hasta la vista baby
Tommy Turtle - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Gray Davis ran CA into the ground and hugely into debt, driving away businesses. That's why Ahnie won. (I have a very good friend in CA, and lived there a while myself.) Check the history books. But when Obama blames *his* predecessor, that's all true and good, is that it? ;)

And I don't think he's "ignored' mud slides, floods, etc. And I *really* don't think you're blaming Arnold for the San Andreas fault and any resulting earthquakes? They're not *his* fault! ("Fault" I *kill* me!)... the fault was there millions of years before Arnold or California or the Native Americans.

Did you see "Demolition Man", set in the future, in which Sylvester Stallone's character discovers that the Constitution was indeed amended, and Arnold was Pres? Funny scene! (and I don't think he could do worse than the past or present Preses).

Despite some ideological and factual issues, you cracked me up: I had no idea what to expect from home page -- really thought it would be set in Austria -- totally forgot about Arnie -- brilliant, punny title switch alone will get you 555.
Andria - February 10, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks Phil, and TT... I don't blame anyone except God for the San Andreas Fault, it just fit in with the OS and the theme, plus the fact that seismic activity is common in CA, and I admit I know next to nothing about individual states' governments. I knew little about the governments of the states I've lived in previously, and know little about that of Oregon, where I was born and currently reside. I just intended for this parody to be funny more than an in-depth look at Schwarzie and the state of California, nothing more, nothing less. Thanks for vote and comment!
Andria - February 13, 2010 - Report this comment
Looks like Mr. 1s has been here and left his signature vote... I'd appreciate it if people left a reason why they left me all 1s.
John Barry - May 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Great job on a back actor. Next time: "Balling the Gov."

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