Song Parodies -> Surviving Everclear
| Original Song Title: | "Fallin' In Love" |
| Original Performer: | Hamilton, Joe Frank & Reynolds |
| Parody Song Title: | "Surviving Everclear" |
| Parody Written by: | Andria |
This parody is about someone getting dead drunk on Everclear (pure grain alcohol sold as a beverage) and surviving the expected alcohol poisoning. Note: This is NOT autobiographical.
For my big twenty-one
Got alcohol poisoning
I never believed that Everclear was bad,
And then I went and drank a pint of pure grain alcohol
Maybe you can see me stumblin’ down the hall
But my destination is ER, and my date’s a stomach pump
For my big twenty-one
Got alcohol poisoning
It seems like eternity since I was last sober
But now I know that alcohol kills and comes near too
Lyin’ here in intensive care
With a thin tube down my throat, so the doc can get out
That deadly alcohol
I’m out of hospital
Survived that alcohol
In A.A. for eternity, sober I’ll always be
I will read the big blue book and practice those twelve steps
I’m teetotalin’
And don’t drink alcohol
DISCLAIMER: In the event of someone doing what this parody's lyrics describe, regardless of what happens in the end, the parody author (Andria) will not be responsible for any and all resultant fees, legal, medical or otherwise.
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Sobering take on an oldie OS!
Great job, Andria.
Thanks, Mark. If you want, check out my other 3 parodies of this same OS, on my author page.
I want to vote on this parody, but I guess I haven't heard the song in so long that I can't place where the verses and the chorus go.
Andria, did you ever consider doing a parody of the various names of Everclear concoctions--purple passion, highway lemonade, spodioli, green death, bullfrog, etc.?
lol...your moral is ever (so) clear...love the disclaimer
Sorry Im late Andria! I really liked this. I sort-of echo TR's comments. 555
Thanks, TR... "Mellow Yellow" to "Purple Passion" and "Yellow Submarine" to "Highway Lemonade" are distinct possibilities for the near future, although I'll have to learn more about both cocktails, thanks Alvin, lol, glad you liked the disclaimer, and thanks to Jason.
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