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Song Parodies -> "Cheesy Wind"

Original Song Title:

"Easy Wind"

Original Performer:

Grateful Dead

Parody Song Title:

"Cheesy Wind"

Parody Written by:

Paul Robinson

The Lyrics

This OS is from "Workingman's Dead", released in rocks...
I been fartin' real stinky
a gross gas-passer
Been cuttin' those farts
all around the place
From my gut
from digested food
passing that gas
It's stinky, PU

I keep cuttin' those farts
all around the room
Now the stench is overwhelming
perfume is no use
Someone said, "better start
holdin' it back
'cause in smells like you
took a crap right in your pants
Yes, it do"

Released wind
cut some vile ones today
Now there's
a stain in my skivvies, caca
musta crapped
in my shorts today
And the stink and reek
are awful
Man, it lingers
it won't go away

(Real Long Instrumental Jam, over 2 1/2 minutes - I have too many Improv lyrics here to transcribe]

Cut another gross one
oh, man it reeks
Felt kinda loose, though
think it mighta leaked
Seems inside my intestines
there's an evil brew
because now every crap
that I take seems loose -
way too loose

Cheesy wind
yeah, I crapped on myself today
Now there's a big load of fecal matter
Yeah, I pooped in
my shorts today
Feel it smearin' as
I'm walkin'
With regret
I'll be
wearin' it all day

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alvin rhodes - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
easy winner of the grossest title of the day....disgustingly funny
Red Ant - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said. Are you going to parody this entire album? Oh, thanks for the reply on Adagio's Tori Amos parody.
Paul Robinson - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Actually, Red, I'm closed to doing the entire "American Beauty" album...I did a couple more of those over the weekend...Hey, I'd LIKE to do all the songs on BOTH "Am. Beauty" and "Workingman's Dead"...they are both really excellent albums. Thanks, alvin...Hey, that's only because I didn't submit my OTHER Grateful Dead parodies today..
Larry Hensley - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice one. 555's
Paul Robinson - March 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry ~ ~ ~

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