I been fartin' real stinky
a gross gas-passer
Been cuttin' those farts
all around the place
From my gut
from digested food
passing that gas
It's stinky, PU

I keep cuttin' those farts
all around the room
Now the stench is overwhelming
perfume is no use
Someone said, "better start
holdin' it back
'cause in smells like you
took a crap right in your pants
Yes, it do"

Released wind
cut some vile ones today
Now there's
a stain in my skivvies, caca
musta crapped
in my shorts today
And the stink and reek
are awful
Man, it lingers
it won't go away

(Real Long Instrumental Jam, over 2 1/2 minutes - I have too many Improv lyrics here to transcribe]


Cut another gross one
oh, man it reeks
Felt kinda loose, though
think it mighta leaked
Seems inside my intestines
there's an evil brew
because now every crap
that I take seems loose -
way too loose

Cheesy wind
yeah, I crapped on myself today
Now there's a big load of fecal matter
Yeah, I pooped in
my shorts today
Feel it smearin' as
I'm walkin'
With regret
I'll be
wearin' it all day