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Song Parodies -> "Some Kind of Idiot"

Original Song Title:

"Some Kind of Wonderful"

Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad/Joss Stone

Parody Song Title:

"Some Kind of Idiot"

Parody Written by:

Agrimorfee

The Lyrics

The chorus and the bridge have been floating in my mind for nearly a decade. Change gender-specific words as needed. Soulful ad libbing is encouraged.
I tell her she drives me crazy
She says she don't own a car
We go to McDonald's restaurant
She asks what the big "M"s for
But I never wear a frown
We never get in a mad fight
'Cause I got a real, real ditzy woman
Who quite frankly isn't all that bright

(Chorus)
Well my baby, she's not bright
Well, my baby's head's not screwed on tight
Don't you know she is...some kind of idiot
She's some kind of idiot (yes she is)
She's some kind of idiot (yeah, yeah, yeah...)

When she puts on a tanktop
You know she just can't find the sleeves
Oooh, when my baby kisses me
She sometimes forgets to breathe
When she peels open an orange for me
She just hands me the whole rind
When she went to buy a Christmas Tree
She bought a shoe-tree, not a pine

(chorus)

I think that nobody got a girl that's dumber than mine!
I think there's nobody who could tolerate a woman like mine!
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless
My baby's kinda witless (Yeah, yeah...)
My baby's kinda witless (Ohhh...)
Is my baby witless? Yes!!

(Chorus, ad lib, etc. to fadeout)
Copyright 2004, Agrimorfee

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kitkatbarr09 - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
yeeeeeeeeesssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss. I give it 555.
Johnny D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Arrrrrh, Agri, yer some kinda parodist, matey. 5's
Melhi - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL! Great job Agri!
MrMacphisto - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
LOL
Jay W - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
"My baby's kinda witless" That's very funny.
Claude Prez - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Jay said what I was gonna say; great line.
Rick D - May 27, 2004 - Report this comment
This one was very funny.
Agrimorfee - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, all! :)
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
maybe the best you've ever done, agri.. 5-5-5
malcolm higgins - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
well.. agri.. you've made me think.. (fanning the smoke from the comp screen).. baby's kinda witless..... maybe a song about a laxative? I'll write it right now.. "some kinda laxative.. " be on tomorrow
Red Ant - December 01, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC-S05) I only remember the chorus but that paced well so I assumed the rest did too. Funny work Agrimorfee. By the way, "M" in McDonalds stands for "Might need Pepto Bismol". ;-)
Dominic L. - December 03, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC-DKTOSBISF (Don't know the original song, but it's still funny)
Stuart McArthur - December 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(S) hope your baby's too witless to be able to use a keyboard and access the internet - or else there might be a little less of that prolonged oxygen-less kissing coming your way, Agri - LOL - 555
Rick C - December 07, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) I think I know this person, Agrimorfee! I like the tank top line. 555
Agrimorfee - December 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, thank you thank you!
Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Another song with the same punch rind =) Funny lines, good job!
Johnny D - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above!
Larry Hensley - December 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Some kind of parody! 555
Larry Hensley - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, oops, ABC
Scathe - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Nice work here.
Adam Eccleshall - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) DKTOS, and none of the midis I found had obvious vocal tracks, so I'm gonna trust other people on the pacing front :-)

Very funny lyrics - loved it :-)
Arwen - December 11, 2005 - Report this comment
ABC--One of my favorite OS's out there, Agri...and a very nice job here. =)

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