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Song Parodies -> "Illegal Mexican Clans"

Original Song Title:

"We're an American Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad

Parody Song Title:

"Illegal Mexican Clans"

Parody Written by:

Rick

The Lyrics

The problem is obvious. Illegal aliens from Mexico come through here, during a "war on terror." (cough!) Bush and his cronies love them! Wait till al-Queda recruits some of them. The next 9/11 will make the last one look like a trip to Disneyland. Viva la migra! No mas mojados!
Been at this job for 8 years
These illegal aliens bring me to tears
They keep coming through the doors
The boss just wants to hire more

They're all illegal, but the boss don't care
Treatment towards Americans is not very fair
Stupid CEO's, all across the U.S.
To them, the illegal aliens are the best

Illegal Mexican clans
Illegal Mexican clans
The border's in bad shape
this country has been raped
Illegal Mexican clans

Very little English, most don't speak
I have to work with them 5 days a week
They get preferential treatment
Back to their homeland, I wish they'd be sent

George W., he wants them here
To work construction, and buy corona beer
Dimwitted president by selection
God I hope he doesn't win re-election

Illegal Mexican clans
Illegal Mexican clans
The border's in bad shape
American has been raped
Illegal Mexican clans

(solo)

Illegal Mexican clans
Illegal Mexican clans
Bush supports their cause
This country has been lost
Illegal Mexican clans

Illegal Mexican clans
Illegal Mexican clans
what immigration laws?
The system is so flawed
illegal Mexican clans

illegal Mexican clans
noooo!
illegal Mexican clans
noooo!
illegal Mexican clans
noooo!



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MrMacphisto - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
While I'm quite certain that we don't have to worry about Al Quida recruiting Mexicans, it is a shame that we basically have no control over the flood of Mexicans crossing the border. I say we fine the Mexican government $10,000 per illegal immigrant. That would definitely get their government to start doing more to help us with this problem.
Steve K. - October 11, 2004 - Report this comment
A few observations about this fiasco: Not all of the people nabbed coming across (of those which are nabbed, that is) are Mexican. Among those not Mexican are people of *Middle Eastern* origin, sneaking into the US from Mexico, and thus violating the laws of both countries. It's not too hard to imagine what these Middle Easterners are up to, and it ain't brewing Corona. While W hasn't done [solid excrement] about this, both right and left condone what's going on, and sorry to say, I don't see Kerry doing anything different. Righties want the cheap labor, and lefties want to recruit them as voters. And if you saw anything about it, someone on the left is bound to accuse you of being anti-Hispanic, as if it's racist to expect immigrants to obey laws. Illegal aliens have made their trail into Arizona into an environmental disaster area. It's become an open-air garbage dump/toilet. While the Mexican government condones what their people are doing, they are very strict about anyone who comes into their country without going through the proper channels. They are hypocritically quite vigilant about people to migrate illegally into Mexico. To some it up, it's even worse then you say.
Kyle Gridley - April 03, 2005 - Report this comment
Not all are Mexican but the vast majority are. I'm in agreement with what you said, however. We have no idea really who is crossing our borders and steps should be implemented to effectively seal both. However, with Bush in office, this'll never happen. He's a liberal in conservative's clothing. Vote Tancredo in 2008!
celina mann - February 10, 2006 - Report this comment
how awful the world is today people should not open their ulgy mouths until they relize what it is like to live in Mexico . so many people just talk junk out of their mouth like Mexicans taking all the jobs that's bull crap. I work at a job where we hire undocumented mexicans because they want to work long hours they work hard and they listen and they get the job done unlike stupid Americans men with ten baby mamas, drug dealers and pimps. borders are for countries on a map not human beings America is bias and selfish . i am ashamed to be called an American and listin to this rubish
DIABLO - February 28, 2006 - Report this comment
YES , CELINA I AGREE WIYH YOU AMERICANS ARE TAKING WITH OUT ANY IDEAL THEY SHUT NOT SAY TAHT MEXICANS ARE TAKING ALL OF THE JOBS BECUSE THEY AARE NOT WILLING TO WORK LONG HOURS OR WORN ON TOP OF A ROOF ,MEXICANS DO THE WORK THE AMERICANS ARE NOT WILLING TO DO SO IF AMERICANS ARE NOT WILLING TO WORK IN THOS JOBS THEY SHUT LET OTHER PEOPLE WORK AN NOT TALK ABUT OTHER PEOPLE TAKING THER JOBS
cathi rushing - March 07, 2007 - Report this comment
There are ILLEGALS that are taking VERY good jobs. IF YOU ARE NOT SMART ENOUGH TO SEE THAT ~ OPEN YOUR EYES. THEY ARE MAKEING OUR SCHOOLS NASTY w/ their gangs. ARE THEY NOT SMART ENOUGHT TO KNOW THEY ARE NOT WANTED HERE. In the oil field they are making 80 to 100 thousand a year. If they are here illegally the first thing they are telling us is that they HAVE NO RESPECT FOR OUR LAW. If we don't close the borter and mop the dirty out of here we might as well call the US North Mexico.
jhonny - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
man f*** this i dont think its funny
Cosas Mojadas - December 24, 2007 - Report this comment
You don't like it and you are illegal get your culero back 'cross the border. Like Taco Bell - Run for the border. 'Cept it's run for Mexico's northern border. Aye tu pinche, mojado.
milcah - April 01, 2008 - Report this comment
diablo-you stupid f***ing mexican your all the same you mexicans come with no respect at all then you take america i say we should just pull an adolf hitler move with mexicans and snipe all mexicans in the united states!!! you to jhonny

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