-> "I'm An Old Testament Man"
Original Song Title:
"We're An American Band"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"I'm An Old Testament Man"
The Lyrics
Water flowed for forty days
Last night in this ol'Ark
Rain turned to haze
Sweet, sweet dove, he -- flew'n come back
Had nowhere to go, and that's a Biblical fact
At daylight
He flew again
Dove put an olive branch in my hand
A-flew the birdie
Next daylight
Did not come back and that's how we knew land's in sight!
I'm an Old Testament man!
I'm an Old Testament man!
I'm Noah, and God's Will,
Was zoological
I'm an Old Testament man!
Four men in heat that would melt a rock
And one of them's a man with a heavenly glow
Feelin' good
Feelin' right
They walk in the light
King Nebuchadnezzar -- he had such-a-fright!
Ne-bu-chad-nez-zar
Saw them and cried
"Come out ye ser-vants of God the Most High!"
He said
"Come out, boys, you're free today!
I say no other God
Can-save-in-this-way!"
He's an Old Testament man!
He's an Old Testament man!
Nebuchadnezzar's awe
Caused him to change his law
He's an Old Testament man!
They were Old Testament men!
They were Old Testament men!
They lived so long ago
And still their story's told
They were Old Testament men!
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