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Song Parodies -> "I Am Aquarium-banned"

Original Song Title:

"We're An American Band"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Grand Funk Railroad

Parody Song Title:

"I Am Aquarium-banned"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

in the jail for forty days
i've been a-breakin' rocks...judge said i was crazed
quite unfunny, he said, in fact
disturbin' sea world...with my unnatural act

in, i dived...and down, i sank
with shamu playin'...right in his tank
twas boozed and flailin'...what a sight
not long till i was fished out and was booked that night

i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned

four hundred tourists...said "oh my god"
then gave me quite a hand when i joined in the show
feelin' good...feelin' tight...twas drunken that night
the sea world director nearly died of fright

then three riled trainers...strappin' young lads
they jumped in to seize and boy, were they mad
"come on, dude...what's this about ?"
and they proceeded to drag my drunk ass out

i am aquarium-banned
i am aquarium-banned
cause guilty, i was found
they thought i'd bloody well drown
i am aquarium-banned




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Dee Range - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
HA HA HA...still laughing so hard I choked. This is an absolute scream, alvin.555++
Rex - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
That was you? You looked like you were having a whale of a time. Enjoyed this!
Arwen - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL!!! This is hilarious, Alvin! My favorite of the day!
Dylan Baranski - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
As a penalty, you must cede 555 pounds of fish food to the aquariums each year.
Ann Hammond - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
he he
Michael Pacholek - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
I knew there was something fishy about you. Couldn't you just do a mind-meld with them, like Spock did with the whale in "Star Trek IV"? No muss, no fuss, and you might even save the world!
alvin - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks dee rex arwen dylan ann and michael
Jack Wilson - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This is the banning of Alvin from aquariums/Alvin from Aquariums!/Aquariums!/Aquariums!.5s
2Eagle - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
Do you remember Flipper by any chance?
alvin - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks jack....haven't been in a coupla years, but not banned...yet....thanks 2eagle...you bet i remember flipper
McKludge - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
What, no blow-hole jokes? Since I live in Orlando, I can appreciate any theme-park parodies. $555 fine, which is almost the price of a ticket now.
AFW - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
This paints a hilarious word picture..put your hand up for some high fives..
alvin - June 22, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks mckludge and AFW
John Lovit - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
Being that we are now living in the "AGE OF AQUARIUM", this should be our national anthem. Very, very, funny.
alvin - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john
alvin - June 23, 2007 - Report this comment
thanks john

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