Well I need me a restraining order, I need me a bodyguard
I tried changing phones, and changing homes
I put a moat out in the front yard
She's not some ex-girlfriend, and she's not a vengant wife
You know she's just a freak; a freak of a woman
Who's been stalkin me my whole life
Well this woman has not match, but this woman she ain't no catch
Don't you know that she's, she's some kinda horrible
She's some kinda horrible, she's some kinda horrible

When she walks into a room, you know the people run and hide
Yeah when she raises up her arms, all the plants curl up and die
Yes she's got a bushy mustache, and she has got yellow buck teeth
Yeah and she's got a great big gut to match with her size nineteen feet
Well this woman's really a fright, and she tails me home every night
Don't you know that she's, she's some kinda horrible
She's some kinda horrible, she's some kinda horrible

Now is there anybody, thats lookin more like Frankenstein?
There's not nobody that's lookin, lookin, lookin more like Frankenstein
You know she scares the children, you know she scares the children
You know she scares the children, you know she scares the children
You know she scares the children, you know she scares the children

Talkin, talkin' about my stalker, she's some kinda horrible
She's some kinda horrible, she's some kinda horrible
She's some kinda horrible, she's some kinda horrible