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Song Parodies -> "Mean Mosqueeter"

Original Song Title:

"Mean Mistreater"

Original Performer:

Grand Funk

Parody Song Title:

"Mean Mosqueeter"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

mean mosqueeter
my face you bite
you fly around
until you light

mean mosqueeter
can't you hear me squeal
are you satisfied
with your wicked meal

i tried hard to swing and swat you
before bites are raised
i just can't save myself from stinging from you
it is leaving me crazed

big holes are in my door screen
and in here you've flown
i just get abused by you
why not leave me alone

i'd sure love to clout you
destroy all trace
it looks so sad
my swollen face

mean mosqueeter
please don't eat me
i'm bleeding too
i wish you'd flee

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Pacing: 5.0
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Total Votes: 2

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Yoidy - December 09, 2006 - Report this comment
Sounds like that skeeter is a mean mistreater!
Johnny D - December 10, 2006 - Report this comment
Very clever and sly, Alvin ... a tour-de-force of socio-political allegory.
alvin rhodes - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
thanks yoidy and johnny

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