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Song Parodies -> "The Dreck They Call Nancy Pelosi"

Original Song Title:

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"The Dreck They Call Nancy Pelosi"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This took hours to make, so I hope you all like it. God bless America, and God bless those 29 brave people onboard the Edmund Fitzgerald.
The legend lives down
With Chappaquiddick on down
The big b***h they call Ms. Pelosi
George W, she said, "wants all our soilders dead"
And her lies make America more gloomy
But the big mouthed f*****g whore
Has 26,000 lies more
Then the Nancy Pelosi weighed into
Her b******t ain't true
But the libs worship her too
When the votes of Nevember came early
Her s**t and her lies make Americans sigh
Worshipped by Herbert Kohl of Wisconsin
As the big liars go, she is bigger than most
From Chico to Compton, decieved them
Including some sperms on CBS that loved her
While Foxnews defied the liberal media
And later that night, when the election ran
Would it be the death win they've been feeling?

The lies and the liars on Bill O'Reily's show
Interuppted by the thing I was fearing
And every man knew as George Allen tried to
T'was the witch called Jim Webb did stealing
The don came late and the breakfast had to wait
When the gays that November came voting
When the afternoon came I was crying rain
It was like a hurricane, their win

When the results came, the old witch Nancy came saying
"Fellows, the Christians, we beat! Ja!"
That same time it went, our good President came in
He said "Fellas, it's been good to know ya"
And Allen gave in to the great satan Jim Webb
And the Republican crew was in peril
Later that night, when victory went out of sight
Was the dreck called the Nancy Pelosi

Does anyone know where the love of God goes
When the dems take America in hours
Those satans all say that they liked the way they're gotta pave
They're put Bush's legacy behind her
They're gotta get off when they legalize
The acts of a child pornographer
Nothing will remand of morals from Christ's brain
Free abortions for wives and for daughters

Bill Clinton rolls, Al Gore goes and sings
As they go and hire Dan Rather
Old Abe Lincoln seeps from the death of the free
George Washington cries from the horsemen
John Kerry goes for Taliban, oh
It may be scary with sex in here
The dirty hos go as the Hillary goes home
The gays this November remembered

In our Religious halls we go and pray
From little churches to cathederals
The church bell ranged 1 million times for each baby killed by Nancy Pelosi
The legend lives down
With Chappaquiddick on down
The big b***h they call Ms. Pelosi
George W, she said, "wants all our soilders dead"
And her lies make America more gloomy

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nine inch niles - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Big wheels keep on turning, Proud American keeps on sucking.
Ravyn Rant - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Sorry to see the hours it took to write this weren't taken up by things like rhyme scheme and pacing.
Shiek of the Mutilated - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Say what you will about Nancy Pelosi. At least she has a hot daughter.
Edmund - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
LOL at your comment, Niles. Great handle too.
Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
It wouldn't be an official Edmund Fitzgerald parody if I didn't at least comment... The sad part is, P.A. would've used "Chappaquiddick" even if it wasn't in place of "Chippewa." As if Reagan never sold arms to Iran, Saddam and the Taliban. Liberals don't worship politicians, we leave that for the right-wingers. Neither Chico nor Compton is in Nancy's District -- they're near L.A., and, as you boneheads are so jazzed to point out, her district is San Francisco. (And it gets worse!) The lies on Bill O'Reilly's show come from Bill O'Reilly. Oh, really. Jim Webb didn't steal the election, George Allen blew it. As a Bush-licker, you shouldn't use the word "hurricane." "Our good President came in"? Yeah, to congratulate his wife on her Senate re-election! (And I don't mean Liddy Dole!) Who legalized a pornographer? Ken Starr is the most successful pornographer in human history! John Kerry WOULD have gone after the Taliban, as opposed to Bush who let them go to pursue his insane vendetta against Saddam, who had nothing to do with 9/11. The only "baby" Nancy Pelosi ever killed, apparently, was YOU. Except, from the neck up, it wasn't necessary. This is easily the worst Big Fitz parody yet, and I could write a better one in my sleep. In fact, I'm not sure I haven't.
Susanna Viljanen - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
If I am to be asked, this song should have been locked inside the cargo holds of Edmund Fitzgerald on its way to blast furnaces with the taconite she was carrying. Or to bottom of Lake Superior. I mean, this song is an insult to all those sailors who perished that fateful night.
Mr 1s - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
You are really starting to get on a lot of peoples' nerves. Do us all a favour and STOP WRITING PARODIES.
Darrell - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Agree with Mr 1's.
Immoral Liberal - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
"Ken Starr is the most successful pornographer in human history!" - MP - I've got to tell you, I read the report and it is some of the best damn porn that I've ever read. (Mrs. Starr was even more excited)
Chick Daney - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Is it really that poorly paced?
Uh.... - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
The pacing isn't *that* horrible, the rhyming apparently follows an AABCC-WTF? scheme...
Scott W. - December 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey "Proud American": There's really little point to posting song parodies if they're just right-wing propaganda. Your not going to change anyone's minds just like we aren't going to change just make yourself look like a bitter idiot with no life
Christian Sally - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I, for one, admire Proud American's stance. He is defending his country, right or wrong. He is loving his God and is amazed at the miracles of Christ as I am. I hope he Christianizes everything. He is a marching Christian soldier on the football field of God, and that moves me. It really attracts me (sigh).
2Eagle - December 12, 2006 - Report this comment
P% p% c& c&!!!!!
Norman Wanman - December 14, 2006 - Report this comment
Wow... I thought Republicans are dumb but this just strengthens the statement further. Christian soldier, my MFA!
Angel - September 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Your parody was spot on! Keep up the good work.

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