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Song Parodies -> "The Story Of Wario Ware, Inc."

Original Song Title:

"The Wreck Of Edmund Fitzgerald"

Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"The Story Of Wario Ware, Inc."

Parody Written by:

Andrea Huckstep

The Lyrics

A little song I wrote about for my love of my favorite game series, Wario Ware, inc.
It all started back in 2003
When Wario started a company
That company's name was Wario Ware, Inc.
It was because Wario was greedy
That reason why Wario was so greedy
Was because he wanted some money
He called up lots of developers then
And the final number came up to 9

First there was Jimmy who had an afro
Who dances like it's the "70's
And then there came Mona, driving a moped
Who was officially Wario's girlfriend
Next on the list was Dribble and Spitz
Who drifted their cab to space.
After the pair was a kid named 9-Volt
Who seemed to enjoy Nintendo

After the remix of Jimmy came Kat and Ana
Who were ninja kindergarteners
Kat liked her turtles while Ana liked flowers
That's why they love the nature
In outer space there came Orbulon
Whose IQ was about 300
Last on the list there was Dr. Crygor
Who was such a mad genius

Then in 2005 there were new games
That were called "Touched" and "Twisted"
And when I first saw them I saw some new guys
Who I'll tell ya "bout later
But I had to get my hands on a DS
So I could play Wario Ware Touched
I waited and waited a very long time
To get my hands on "Twisted"

One of the new folks was named 18-Volt
Who I believe is 9-Volt's big bro
But he's just a guy who being held back at school
Or being like Billy Madison
Next came the parents of Jimmy T.
His father looks like Marge Simpson
Later I met Jimmy's two siblings
Their names were James and Jamie

Next came Ashley, she was a witch
Who turned her teachers into spoons
She liked to carry her little stuffed bunny
But she doesn't play with dolls
And there was there was Mike, a robot who cleaned
But he liked to do karaoke
When he went to space, the space hares cheered
so he sang them a little song

Last but not least came the super hero
Who was powered by rotten garlic
This hero's name is Wario Man,
He's the man who sums it all up in the games
He saves Diamond City from panic and pain
"Wario de mambo" will such a pain
But after it all ends I'll be happy
About the craze of Wario Ware, inc!
I'm sorry if I had to do a parody of a song that's based on a true story, but I couldn't resist. But please, vote, leave a nice comment, but no flames, I repeat, NO FLAMES!!

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Wario - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - May 28, 2005 - Report this comment
The church bell chimes zero times, for the times I wish I had read this.

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