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Song Parodies -> "If Q-Bert Sang 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald'"

Original Song Title:

"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"

Original Performer:

Gordon Lightfoot

Parody Song Title:

"If Q-Bert Sang 'The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald'"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

YES, I am insane!!! Q-Bert is a 1980's orange video game character that speaks an incomprehensible language composed of bubbled curses!!! Here is his take on the wreck...
%@&^*^#!%@!!!*@^^*^^@*!!!@#%*! #^*^&@!%
*^^@*!!!@#%*! #^*^&@!%


%@&^*^#!%@!!!*@^^*^^@*!!!@#%*! #^*^&@!%
*^^@*!!!@#%*! #^*^&@!%




[Guess he's pretty pissed off about it]

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Michael Pacholek - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
Can't really say it matches the pacing, but who cares? If only we could do "If George Carlin Wrote... " but I don't think Chucky would allow all the profanities. Though I did once try "The Lesson of Baseball and Football."
Rob Arndt - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
This is untypical of me, but the parody was MEANT to be stupid and fit Q-Bert's character. It therefore does not have to follow conventional style at all since the character speaks incoherent, incomprehensible curse language of its own!!! I watched "Wreck It Ralph" last night and Q-Bert was in it, so I threw this together for FUN only!!!
Dave W. - March 11, 2013 - Report this comment
If I said - Robert D. Arndt JR. plays on a different level than most ....That wouldn't be quite true...He's the Level Knevel of all rhyme.....and seen his share of broken poems in his spare time
Patrick - March 12, 2013 - Report this comment
Incoherent cursing is the native language of Wyandotte County, Kansas. I speak it as a second language, after Vulgar Slang. High School Spanish is my third language.
Monstermaster13 - March 20, 2013 - Report this comment
Do a If Chris Walken Wrote...I dare you.

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