-> "The Wreck of Candidate Willard"
Original Song Title:
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald"
Parody Song Title:
"The Wreck of Candidate Willard"
The news just came out now from Iowa on down
Of the big jerk they call 'Willard Romney'
The 'Mitt', it is said, should just roll over dead
When debates with Obama bring comedy
He's such a big bore, spending millions of bucks more
than Gingrich, Santorum & Perry
He can't tell the truth and he's gonna' be chewed
When debates with Obama start early.
Old Mitt was the pride of the Republican side
Going back to the Statehouse in Boston
As the rich f**kers go, he's much richer than most
With a war chest for a long campaign season
Dictating his terms on a bankrupt steel firm
When he left them all jobless in Cleveland
And later that year when the mills closed down
Twas' the misery of Bain they'd be feelin'.....
The windbags and liars made a back-pedaling sound
with the tales of Mitt's wheelin' & dealin'
And the Democrats knew, as Obama did too,
Would the election in November he be stealin'?
His Mormon faith was the topic of debate
When the ads from Obama came slashin'.
When October came, Mitt was feelin' pain
In the face of an anger-y West Wing.
When fund-raising time came, David Koch called on Mitt, sayin'.
"Willard, we're gonna' support ya."
On September 10, when his campaign caves in, he'll say:
"Willard, it's been good t'know ya'"
His supporters wore thin as the polls were comin' in
He was proven to be a "job killer".
There won't be no doubt; if his taxes come out
(You'll) see the wreck of the candidate Willard.
Does any one know where the voters all go
When debates turn the minutes to hours?
The pundits all say Mitt could win Election Day
If they block 1.6 million voters.
They might have split 'em up; or they might have downsized;
What matters is no one was hired.
And all that remains is the faces and the names
Of the workers Bain Capital fired.
While poor people struggle; The Romneys live
In the luxury of 4 or 5 mansions.
Old Michigan learned, as Republicans turned
on the Unions of teachers & firemen.
And farther below down in Ohio
They'll pay for what Kasich has rendered,
And the Tea Party will go, as Republicans soon know
With the polls of November remembered.
At the Democrat Hall in Detroit they'll cheer
for President Obama, the victor!!
The late-night show hosts will make twenty-nine jokes
For each flip-flop of candidate Willard.
The news has come out now from Iowa on down
Of the big jerk they call 'Willard Romney'.
The Governor, they said, should just roll over dead
When debates with Obama bring comedy.....
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