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Song Parodies -> "Gay Bar Club"

Original Song Title:

"Radar Love"

Original Performer:

Golden Earring

Parody Song Title:

"Gay Bar Club"

Parody Written by:

blackjack21

The Lyrics

Most people don't go looking for trouble. Sometimes it just finds you.....


So I'm drivin' late night, man my hunger severe
There's a place up ahead that says 'Cold Beer'
And when I pull in, music's loud and clear
The name on the door says, 'The Longhorned Steer'

When I get in there, place is lookin' like a club
Doubt if I'm able to be gettin' any grub
Guess I'll get a beer that's all
Then I can leave and get me some grub
I'm 'bout to growl like a bear
Need some grub

Lady goes, "Hey, you come here often, hon?"
Smiles at me, comin' on strong
You know she had some pretty eyes
But there's something strange about her size

Then I look 'round me and I think I know what's up
I see some women; look at chins, kinda rough
Shouldn't see no stubble at all...
This ain't my thing, so-called 'gay bar' club
I made a line for the door
Gay bar club

[Instrumental Inter-dude]

Bros mislead, man that ain't fair
Whatt'ya do about? Gotta beware
Make sure the lass don't hang low
If you find her hard you'd best let go
And the lady goes, "Hey, don't forget me, hon"
Still is she comin' on strong
Ain't 'nuff booze man lame chick aims wrong
Oh, won't be gay bar lover's pawn

Sometimes I'm lonely but I'm sure I'll get enough
Don't need a dumb flirt coming in with a shove
She miss-leads, don't bed her, it galls
She's got a sting, stands tall, gay bar club
I draw the line; she's a guy
She's got a "thing", back off, stray far bud
Don't have a fling, bad call.....gay bar club


Next time I think I'll just look for a McDonalds.

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Andria - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Great job, and I was once tricked into going to a gay bar, under the premise that the place was full of attractive man. It was, but with the exception of one bisexual man, weren't interested in me a bit, due to their sexual orientation. (That one dude had a thing for zaftig redheads who could outdrink everyone else in the bar, and I wasn't interested in someone who only cared about my appearance and alcohol consumption). Not only is this parody totally 5-worthy, but it's one of my favorite OSes and is what I'm listening to as I write this. 5s.
Andy Primus - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny tale. Great OS. I've only ever been in one gay bar & that was in NYC (luckily, no one tried it on - don't know whether it was because they could tell that I wasn't, or whether it was because I'm a minger).
Mark Scotti - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious and wonderful job for that wrong turn off high"heel"highway 555!!!!
Old Man Ribber - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great song with a great horn part that I like to play on my bone (my TROMbone, you deviants!) ;D
John Barry - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I see 5s on the radar screen.
Christie Marie M - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
You'd better look for a Mickey D's next time! I just hope that there are straight people there! I don't find this song gay at all! Great take on the "lady" in this song! You can tell what they are from their Adam's apple! Kind of reminds me of "Maury" in a way, where people find out whether or not women were born males or females. Anyways, here's 5's! Great one, 21!
Ann Hammond - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
he he
TJC - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Funny use of that great ol' power OS... ya really had my adam's apple bobbing with merriment behind my cameo choker!
blackjack21 - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Andria: Thanks for vote & comment. I've never been in a gay bar, so I'm just guessing on what it's like.

Andy: Thanks for the comments. I'm sure that was an interesting experience!

Mark: LOL at "high heel highway" thanks!

OMR: Trommin' the bone again, eh? Thanks for comment!

John: Like your radar screen, thanks!

Christie: Thanks for vote and comments! So...was Maury born a male or female? ;-)

Ann: mm hm, thanks

TJC: Thanks, and quit hiding that apple! ;-)
Tammy Turtle - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
I fool 'em all, by hiding it inside my shell, mwahaha!
The Offendes - January 26, 2010 - Report this comment
Great take on a great OS - the backbeat would set the mood perfectly.

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