-> "You Will Survive Too!"
Original Song Title:
"I Will Survive" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"You Will Survive Too!"
At first I was afraid, I was petrified!
When I came to Mrs. Brown's class I almost died
I realized, that I might fail, and my face kept turning pale
But I grew strong, knowing that I will prevail!
And now I sing this very song,
Despite my English teacher's telling me that I did something wrong
She told me that this song is crap, that it looks more like a rap,
But I am math-science person, so I just ignored her slap,
I had great time, in my math class,
Taking the integral of two eX squared times the cosine X
That was the greatest time I had, cuz I was never gettin' sad
And still I got my 87, but my mom says I'm all bad
Oh no not I! I will survive!
If you cantake the derivative, you know you'll stay alive!
Don't forget to use chain rule; and things will simplify so cool!
So we'll survive! We will survive!!!
Now as i sing this song, it just makes me smile
Please forgive me Mrs. Gaynor if I stole your style,
I like to sing about math, and make my English teacher scream:
She used to cry, but still she holds herself up high.
And she sees me - somebody new!
She cant say anything, but only "I am mad at you!"
I mustwrite things she wants to see, and I can't even disagree
Thats why I 'm saving all my luvin' for someone who's loving me!
I will just go, walk out 'the class,
The top priority is chemistry, which i must pass,
So I will study all day long, plus do weight training to be strong
You thought that I became a writer, and just wrote another song???
Oh no, not I! I will survive!
For as long as you know how to love, you know you still alive!
And I really like one girl, showing no sign at all
Because of her.... I will survive!
I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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