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Song Parodies -> "I Will Eat Pie"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Eat Pie"

Parody Written by:

Harriet

The Lyrics

First i was afraid i wasn't just any pie,
I was an organic one with british beef placed inside,
But then i ate so many tights,
Thinking how they tasted wrong,
And i grew strong and i learned how to get along,
I ate blue tack from outer space
I just walked in to find you here with that look of disgrace,
I shouldn't of ate that stupid clock,
I should of left that frozen pea,
If i'd've known for just one second i wouldn't be needing so many pees,
Wooh i hear a blow sounds like mow,
Just turn around now,
Cos your not welcome any more,
Weren't you the one to hurt me with a good pie,
But i like crumble,
Do you think i would just lick up your pie,
Oh no not I i am pie,
Oh as long as i know have to love i know i'll still eat pie,
I've got all my life to live,
I got all my pie to give and i am a pie,
I am a pie Hey Hey,
It took all my strength i had not to fall apart,
Kept trying hard to mend the peices of my brocken tart,
And i ate so many tights,
Just feeling sorry for myself, I usedta eat pie,
But now i hold my head up high,
But you eat peas somebody ate poo,
I'm not that chained up little girl that thinks you smell like poo,
So you ate that crispy skin,
And just expect me to be free,
Now i'm saving all my baking for someone that baking for me,
Wooh i hear a blow sounds like mow,
Just turn around now,
Cos your not welcome any more,
Weren't you the one to hurt me with a good pie,
But i like crumble,
Do you think i would just lick up your pie,
Oh no not I i am pie,
Oh as long as i know have to love i know i'll still eat pie,
I've got all my life to live,
I got all my pie to give and i am a pie,
I am a pie Hey Hey,

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Simon Cowell - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
This is amazing Brilliant Made Me Laugh
cinderella - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
i thought it was amzing me and my prince charming shall dance to it all night thanks
Cody Slusher - March 17, 2009 - Report this comment
LAME
Barry Scott - March 18, 2009 - Report this comment
I think this is AMAZINGLY FUNNY cody slusher u r so stupid to think this work of art is "lame" i applaude u harriet!!!!!!
Sausage/Gabanator/Nutt/ - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
Appart from Being an Amazinng Friend You Have a Thing for Writing Parodyys. Amaazing. ILoveThis&&YuuuLoads Sausage,
IzzieGall - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
I Love This
MissJonas - March 21, 2009 - Report this comment
This is Awsome Im Going to Show all MY Friends In High School this Specially Homeroom Tahh For the Laugh
harila lalalalo - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
ilove this it is brilliant i laughed so much
harriet christie - March 26, 2009 - Report this comment
thank u people

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