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Song Parodies -> "She Will Survive"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"She Will Survive"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I heard Gloria Gaynor's gonna be
On the "Survivor" show
Don't ask me
'Cause I don't know
But with the other sucky castaways
Arsenio Hall, and....BOB GELDOF FROM "THE WALL!!??"

She can do it, no time to lose it
I want her to win 'cause she's my friend and I don't
want to snooze it
I know Gloria will win, or I'm Charles Manson
I don't know if it's truth or if it's just a lie! I already know...

CHORUS:
That I can't deny, she will survive
Yeah, as long as she can eat the rats, I know she'll be alive
She's got all her life to live, she's got all her guts to give
She will survive, she will survive

[Solos]

If Gloria don't win, it'll be Britney Spears
Neither one has the right to be voted off by their peers
She don't need to be nude, or serve a live pig as food
She'll go on, getting very many cheers

[Repeat 2nd verse]

[Repeat chorus]

[Solos]


[Repeat 2nd verse]


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