At first I was afraid, i was petrified!
Don't know what i'd do with that baby on my insides.

You know it only took one night,
and I only took one bone,
but we were stoned
and ohh how we groaned and moaned!

But now im back!
Im back to teach!
Teach comprehensive sex education
as far as I can reach

Im here to teach sex education
to set the kids all free
from all the evil clutches
of our society!

An now step one
protect your tool
just put it on now,
and you wont be nobody's fool

just put it on,
dont worry, theres no need to cry,
for that little piece of rubber,
stops std's and i's

and now its time, time for step two
this one is for the ladies, and its real easy to do

yes you just pop a pill
and you can have all of you thrills
and you be fine, you'll moan and whine!
Heyyheyy hey!

(instrumental break)

It took all the stength I had not to fall apart!
just trying hard to comprehend why i wasn't smart.

and after that one night, leaving the condom on the shelf,
i found the safest form of safe sex
is when you fuck yourself!!

and now you see!
im gunna help
gunna lobby right in congress to get the truth through
and so the truth will be revealed
to all the children thats my plea
so when they go to have a good time
they can do it worry free!

and now i'm up!
on capitol hill!
talkin to the senators,
about the condoms and the pills

im going up agains the popular will
and im protecting all the children,
from things that make them cry

and yes now I,
I will survive
and now that i learnd this new sex ed I know i'll stay alive!

cause i know bout the other pill
yes the one that makes you ill
and I'll survive, I will survive!

Ohhhhh

And yes now go!
Walk through that door
and lets get busy
and our fears will be no more!

cause with this comprehensive sex ed our worries will go bye
and we can rumble, and we dont need to be shy!

Oh yes lets try!
we will survive!
as long as we remember what we learned
I know we'll be just fine!

cause we got all our life to live
and we got lots of love to give
lets go try, lets go try, lets go try!!!!

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