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Song Parodies -> "Im Gonna Die"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Im Gonna Die"

Parody Written by:

Pixton Chuck

The Lyrics

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even more badass than in this one. When it was discovered by Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking.
Ive always been afraid even petrified
that one day chuck norris would end my life
Ive been in oh so many fights thinkin he would come along
i thought i was strong i thought that i could carry on
but now hes back his bearded face
i just walked in and found him here i could have left without a trace
I shouldve tried to do a block
I shouldve tried just like bruce lee
if id have known for just one second
he was about to knee-cap me


now he gets up i hit the floor
i crawl on all fours tryin to make it do the door
He ripped out my tongue so i couldnt say goodbye
thats why i mumble
thats why i cant eat this pie
I dont know why but im gonna die
as long as chuck is on this earth or even in the sky
Ive got no more life to live
ive got no more blood to give
and im gonna die
im gonna die

He Ripped me limb from limb i was torn apart
he tore out all my organs but left my heart
And i have spent so many fights dodging all his roundhouse kicks
i used to cry until he tore out both my eyes
and you see me but i cant see you
He used up all my organs and made a mean stew
he fed it to me raw because i cannot see
he liquified my kidneys to use as gravy
Chuck Norris doesn't shower, he only takes blood baths.

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Pacing: 4.8
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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Stephen Harrington - May 06, 2006 - Report this comment
Whew....*** 555.
MrMacphisto - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"Angels sung out, in a heavenly chorus, down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris." I love it... bring on the Chuck Norris parodies! *receives swift roundhouse kick to the head*
Red Ant - May 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Great stuff Pixton Chuck, though I couldn't get the last two lines to work to the song.
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Nice wacky song
shay - May 21, 2007 - Report this comment
i thought that was really good, i need one for my music lesson and i found this one and am gonna stick to it cause i think it's brilliant

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