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Song Parodies -> "Never Am Safe, Dubai"

Original Song Title:

"Never Can Say Goodbye"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Never Am Safe, Dubai"

Parody Written by:

zvoidx

The Lyrics

I never am safe, Dubai
No no no I
I never am safe, Dubai

Every time I think I've heard enough
And start heading for the shore
There's a very strange, new nation
Steering my freight through the ports

I say turn around, Abdul
You know you're bombing more and more

Turban white in control
Don't wanna let through foe

I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
Ooh ooh, maybe, I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no
Ooh hey I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
Ooh ooh, maybe
I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no hey

I never am safe, Dubai
Oh, no, no, no
I never am safe, Dubai

I keep thinking that our job 'ems
Soon are all gonna source out
But there's deranged, real crappy dealings
There's that language barrier doubt

It's that same old business corrupt
I am through with your sellout

Turban white in control
Don't wanna let through foe

I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no
I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no

I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no
I never am safe, Dubai's ploy
I never am safe, Dubai
No no no no no no

No no, maybe...
No reason you safe, Dubai
Please don't peeve me...
(c)2006 M. O'Neill

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