(Fan)
At first, I was confused,
I was mystified
I'd been sure that George
would kill off Jar-Jar, afterall
With his stupid little voice
And his pointless dialogue
You think he'd see
That Jar-Jar really shouldn't be
And so he's back
In outer space
Just turn on the film and see him there
With that daft look upon his face
I would've kidnapped Ahmed Best
I would have raided George's ranch
If I had known for just one second
He'd be back to bother me

(Jar-Jar)
Mesa is back, back for da war
Me turn around now,
And mesa falling on da floor!
Georgie was da one, put mesa in da prequel films
Yousa think he crumble?
Yousa think he just let Jar-Jar die?
Oh no, not I
Mesa survived
So long as George make prequel films
Jar-Jar sure he stay alive
Mesa got my life to live
Far more annoyances to give
And me survive
Mesa survive

(Fan)
It took all the strength I had
Not to yell and scream
Kept trying hard to look away
When he was on the screen
There were all those Jedi Knights
Lightsabres flying, left and right
I had to cry
"Go on, just get him in the knee!"
And so it's done
I saw it through
I stayed put through every moment
he was on the screen
George felt like putting Jar-Jar in
But now I guess maybe he'll see
Now the fans are all deserting...
... until he makes another three...