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Song Parodies -> "Mesa Survived (A Star Wars parody)"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"Mesa Survived (A Star Wars parody)"

Parody Written by:

Adam Eccleshall

The Lyrics

My first parody.... please be gentle :-)
At first, I was confused,
I was mystified
I'd been sure that George
would kill off Jar-Jar, afterall
With his stupid little voice
And his pointless dialogue
You think he'd see
That Jar-Jar really shouldn't be
And so he's back
In outer space
Just turn on the film and see him there
With that daft look upon his face
I would've kidnapped Ahmed Best
I would have raided George's ranch
If I had known for just one second
He'd be back to bother me

Mesa is back, back for da war
Me turn around now,
And mesa falling on da floor!
Georgie was da one, put mesa in da prequel films
Yousa think he crumble?
Yousa think he just let Jar-Jar die?
Oh no, not I
Mesa survived
So long as George make prequel films
Jar-Jar sure he stay alive
Mesa got my life to live
Far more annoyances to give
And me survive
Mesa survive

It took all the strength I had
Not to yell and scream
Kept trying hard to look away
When he was on the screen
There were all those Jedi Knights
Lightsabres flying, left and right
I had to cry
"Go on, just get him in the knee!"
And so it's done
I saw it through
I stayed put through every moment
he was on the screen
George felt like putting Jar-Jar in
But now I guess maybe he'll see
Now the fans are all deserting...
... until he makes another three...

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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EmiLoca - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Ha! I loved this one. A few pacing problems...didn't affect much. :-)
Michael Pacholek - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
The rhyming was off, but your heart was in the right place. (Unlike many of those aliens.) Cheer up, "Star Wars" fans: Maybe Binks will get bumped off in Episode III. After all, rumor has it that Anakin is gonna have a bit of a problem with his temper. And if Jar Jar gets a little too close...
Starwarschick - November 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody, dude! Rhyming was kinda off, though. I love Star Wars! Sadly, Jar Jar doesn't die in Episode III, but he isn't in the movie until the very end (thank goodness!)
Superfreaklover - January 16, 2008 - Report this comment
BE NICE TO JAR JAR!!!!! ps. have you read Trash Truckin by Super Freak? It's so random!
Cody Slusher - April 25, 2009 - Report this comment
I can imitate Jar Jar good. I hear a rumor ,too. Jar Jar rape Aniken's momma. That is why he jumps so high.

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