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Song Parodies -> "I Will Explode"

Original Song Title:

"I Will Survive"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Gloria Gaynor

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Explode"

Parody Written by:

Ryan Gill

The Lyrics

At first I was bloated
I was blowind up
Kept thinkin I could never live with intestines like balloons
I spent too many nights thinkin what have I done wrong
But I grew strong
And I learned how to get along
And so I fart
And so I burp
I just walked in to find you here with that gross look upon your face
I should have farted all over you
I should have made you smell my burps
Cuz I know in one second you would be back to bother me
Oh now go
Walk out the door
Ill just turn around now
And Ill blow you out to Singapore
Werent you the one who tried to change me with
Pepto Bismol
Id rather lay down and die
Oh no not I
I will Explode
Oh as long as I run full on gas
I know Im still alive
Ive got all my life to fart
Ive got all my wind to give
I will Explode
I will Explode
Oh
Oh now go
Walk out the door
Ill turn around now
And blow you to Singapore

Hey Hey
You took all the strength I had
I could fall apart
Ive been trying hard to mend the pieces on my poor bowels
And I spent oh so many nights
Feelin sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my butt up high
And you see me
Somebody new
Im not that chained up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like rotten eggs I have plenty of those
And now Im savin all my gas
For that someone thats lovin me
Oh now go
Walk out the door
Ill turn to face you
And ill burp you to singapore
Werent you the one that tried to break me with
Beano
Id rather lay down and die
Oh not I
I will Explode
Oh as long as I have carbonation
I know Im still alive
Ive got all my burps to sing
Ive got all my wind to break
I will explode
I will explode
Oh
Oh now go
Walk out the door
Ill turn to face you
And ill burp you to Singapore
Werent you the one who tried to change me with
Prolax
Id rather lay down and die
Oh no not I
I will explode
Oh as long as I have body gas
I know Im still alive
I have all my gas to blow
Ive got all my love to give
I will explode
I will explode
I will explode
You just watch me fart
And not fall apart
Ive been trying to ment the pieces of my broken bowels
And ive spent oh so many nights
Feelin sorry for my gas
I used to cry
But now I hold my butt up high
And you see me
Somebody new
Im not that pooped up little person still in love with you
And so you felt like sewage water
Well take a whif of me
And Im savin all my body gas for someone thats in love with me
Oh now go
Walk out the door
Your love isnt wanted
Ill blow you to singapore
Werent you the one who tried to change me with
Tums Tums Tums!
Id rather lay down and die
Oh no not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I have body gas
I know Im still alive
Ive got all my life to fart
Ive got all my life to burp
I will explode
I will explode
I WILL EXPLODE!
Ive got all my gas to blow
Ive got all my carb to burp
I WILL EXPLODE!!!!

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