Song Parodies -> Benoit Will Survive
| Original Song Title: | "I Will Survive" |
| Original Performer: | Gloria Gaynor |
| Parody Song Title: | "Benoit Will Survive" |
| Parody Written by: | Johnny Pyro |
As sung by wrestler Chris Benoit to match booker Kevin Sullivan in WCW, circa 1999.
At first you jobbed me out
yeah you recked my life
Kept booking me to stay midcard
because I did your wife
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
When Vince Russo came along
But now you're back
from outta space
I just walked in to find you here
with that evil grin upon your face.
I should have crippled you for life
I would have murdered you with glee
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
So now I'll go
walk out the door
With Dean and Perry
And little Eddy Guerrero
Weren't you the one who made
the ratings go bye-bye?
Think I'd crumble?
Think I'd stay here and die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to sell
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my bumps to give
and I'll survive
I will survive.
Hey Hey.
It took all the strength I had
not to go insane
And you tried hard to make me stay
with a bogus title reign
But I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And now you'll see me
on Vinnie's crew
I'm not that chained up jobber person
still opressed by midget you.
Now you can book your silly show
But without me, 'cause I'm free
Now I'm saving all my workrate
for someone who's pushing me
So now I'll go
walk out the door
with Dean and Perry
And little Eddy Guerrero
Weren't you the one who
made the ratings go bye-bye?
Think I'd crumble?
Think I'd stay here and die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to sell
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my bumps to give
and I'll survive
I will survive.
Hey Hey.
yeah you recked my life
Kept booking me to stay midcard
because I did your wife
But then I spent so many nights
Thinkin' how you did me wrong
and I grew strong
When Vince Russo came along
But now you're back
from outta space
I just walked in to find you here
with that evil grin upon your face.
I should have crippled you for life
I would have murdered you with glee
If I had known for just one second
you'd be back to bother me
So now I'll go
walk out the door
With Dean and Perry
And little Eddy Guerrero
Weren't you the one who made
the ratings go bye-bye?
Think I'd crumble?
Think I'd stay here and die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to sell
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my bumps to give
and I'll survive
I will survive.
Hey Hey.
It took all the strength I had
not to go insane
And you tried hard to make me stay
with a bogus title reign
But I spent oh so many nights
Just feeling sorry for myself
I used to cry
But now I hold my head up high
And now you'll see me
on Vinnie's crew
I'm not that chained up jobber person
still opressed by midget you.
Now you can book your silly show
But without me, 'cause I'm free
Now I'm saving all my workrate
for someone who's pushing me
So now I'll go
walk out the door
with Dean and Perry
And little Eddy Guerrero
Weren't you the one who
made the ratings go bye-bye?
Think I'd crumble?
Think I'd stay here and die?
Oh no, not I
I will survive
Oh as long as I know how to sell
I know I'll be alive
I've got all my life to live
I've got all my bumps to give
and I'll survive
I will survive.
Hey Hey.
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Ok.....so he WON'T survive. :p
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