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Song Parodies -> "Wine Stoned Cowboy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhine Stone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Wine Stoned Cowboy"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Glen was cruisin' those streets one nite,
Hittin' each bar in sight
In his fancy car, fightin' hard to stay on the roadway
With guzzle the name of the game,
Often old, "Has-been" guys like Glen go a little insane
And it ain't all that surprisin'
If they blink their blood shot eyes on,
That old black and white, with a flashing, spinning red lite,

Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy,
Dipped, and cuffed in the back,
'Ridin' off to the jail, they go,
Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy,
'Gettin' nightstick numbies
From cops that they don't care to know,
Rich lawyers callin' over the phone

Made a little Toyota clip,
Thought he could pull a slip,
But that thinkin' when takin' a sip,
Is always the wrong way
And then that BMW,
Ain't worth the dog crap under your shoe
And it ain't all that surprisin'
If they blink their bloodshot eyes on,
That old black and white, with a flashing, spinning red lite

Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy,
Dipped, and cuffed in the back,
Ridin' off to the jail, they go
Like a Wine Stoned Cowboy,
'Gettin' nightstick numbies,
From cops that they don't care to know
Rich lawyers callin' over the phone

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Adagio - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job! 5's
John Barry - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
A gentile drunk on wine. The Wichita wineman.
AFW - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for comments Adagio, and John B...yeah, wichita Wineman..that's good..didn't think of that...Guess you got another parody there...
Stuart McArthur - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
nicely done AFW - very clever - 555
Michael Pacholek - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
This isn't about Bush? Wait, I already did that one: "Tombstone Cowboy."
Guy - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Wait - I've seen this guy on the original reality show - COPS. Like fine wine so is this parody. 5 liters of Mad Dog 20/20.
Johnny D - October 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank goodness somebody finally used that title for a parody! Good job! 5's
Kristof Robertson - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Priceless! 555
Glen (hic) Campbell - November 01, 2004 - Report this comment
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