Song Parodies -> Drugstore Gigolo

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

  
Parody Song Title:

"Drugstore Gigolo"

Parody Written by:

Andrew McDonald

I’ve been working this street so long
Wearin’ the same old thong
I’ve kissed every John in those cheap motels off Broadway
Shakin’ my butts the way it’s played
And the pills and booze get popped to cover all my pain
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me

Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan

Well I really hate unwashed stink
Can’t forget to smile as they shrink
Still I gotta do down when they’re payin’ forr the job that goes around the whole way
I imagine who I’d like to do
With a brand new condom and a cute guy sucklin’ at my boobs
Used the dough he was scrimpin’
To buy the ring she was promised
Gotta hit my corner where the Johns are smiling at me

Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
Like a drugstore gigolo
Gettin’ slaps and tickles from jerks I didn’t even wanna blow
And pimps checkin’ to hear me moan

Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know

Like a drugstore gigolo
Peddlin’ my wares under neon lighted signs you know
....... (fade).....
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pb-patch - April 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Only problem is that a gigolo is male and this is apparently about a female prostitute. Try changing to pimp-ho maybe. Very funny

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