-> "Limescale... Pow! Boy (The Ballad of Barry Scott)"
Original Song Title:
"Rhinestone Cowboy" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Limescale... Pow! Boy (The Ballad of Barry Scott)"
Well you know MY NAME’S BARRY SCOTT
Though that won’t mean a lot
If you’ve never used Cillit-Bang to clean up your bathroom
In apron and rubber gloves
I quickly became the studmuffin everyone loves
I’m getting letters from the housewives
Saying I have changed their whole lives
But my name’s so blah, I could do much better by far
Call me Limescale… Pow! Boy
Makes me sound like a hero so they’ll take me seriously
I like Limescale… Pow! Boy
Better than ‘the guy who does Cillit-Bang ads on TV’
It’s funky and it’s ever so me!
And although it’s bad for my health
I do all of the stunts myself
Everyone loves to see how my penny shines in their front room
Won’t be slandered by anyone
‘Cause my lawyer’s so good it’ll be “Bang! And that dirt is gone!”
But sometimes it don’t mean nada
Did you know I trained at RADA*?
A man of my class needs a name that really kicks ass!
Like The Limescale… Pow! Boy
So goodbye Barry Scott and hello to a brand new me
Now I’m Limescale… Pow! Boy
Hope I don’t go crazy and end up like Pete Doherty**
(Unless I get the groupies for free!)
Hi, I’m Limescale… Pow! Boy
Heck it sounds really cool, even works as a pick-up line!
Limescale… Pow! Boy
Now the chance of stardom in Hollywood will soon be mine!
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