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Song Parodies -> "New Car Salesman"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"New Car Salesman"

Parody Written by:

Tim Hall

The Lyrics

I've been selling new cars so long
Playing the same old song
I know every trick that's guaranteed to get them to buy
Deception's the name of the game
And customers don't know so they always have to pay
Don't have to alter my position
In order to get my commission
So I'm gonna get mine no matter what they say

I'm a new car salesman
Writing out bad deals that only help me succeed
I'm a new car salesman
Making extra money by wanting customers to bleed
By selling paint sealant and junk

I drive most customers insane
Always going against the grain
I'm lying about all parts of the deal including my perks
And I dream of the things I'll do
Including a Hawaii vacation after I screw you
Don't have to alter my position
In order to get my commission
So I'm gonna get mine no matter what they say

I'm a new car salesman
Writing out bad deals that only help me succeed
I'm a new car salesman
Making extra money by wanting customers to bleed
By selling paint sealant and junk

I'm a new car salesman
Writing out bad deals that only help me succeed

I'm a new car salesman
Making extra money by wanting customers to bleed

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Royce Miller - December 11, 2002 - Report this comment
Great idea! Well done
Sam - December 11, 2002 - Report this comment
I like this parody. It is very clever and to the point. Good job Tim, you need to bring a little Chi Town parody to the desert and you did!

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