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Song Parodies -> "Limestone Cowboy"

Original Song Title:

"Rhinestone Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Glen Campbell

Parody Song Title:

"Limestone Cowboy"

Parody Written by:

The Comedian

The Lyrics

We've been digging this site so long
Glad that our Droids are strong
They probe every crack of these dirty lime-blocks we clawed 'way

Where rubble's the name of the game
And white-lime gets washed away by our Droid-Digger's spray

Here comes a load of rock up-risin'
Oh my lord, it's so surprisin'
Our eyes stunned, we see us a sight, our minds won't be-lieve!

Yikes, a Limestone Cowboy!

Rising out of the hole in a cart, mangled, whoa -- he's old!

Yikes, a Limestone Cowboy!

Mummified, looks bet-ter than he must have looked years ago --
-- it's awesome that he's still got his toes!

Well, I "Carbon-Fourteen" the slate
And I smile when I see the date
Bugger drowned by slip-sliding in rain, then quick-sand sucked him 'way

Bet he dreamed of the things he'd do
'Til the mud-way groped him and he hollered stuck in-side that goo

We got the low-down on this Lime-Man
From the D-N-A and eye-scan
Sur-name was "Campbell", and his first, initial was "G"

He's a Limestone Cowboy!

Country-Wes-tern-Mu-sic-Man from so very long a-go!

He's a Limestone Cowboy!

And he's hard as leath-er from sleepin' right down in his hole
With snotters made of boulders and stone!

He's a Limestone Cowboy!

Macho-clown pounded quarts in a bar, drank a load-ee-oh!

He's a Limestone Cowboy!

Dead, he's our ex-hibit of people famous long ago --
-- we covered him in gold and rhinestones!

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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alvin rhodes - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
clever title...delightfully goofy parody...5s
John Barry - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Great lines and fabulous payoff. A gem.
AFW - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Fantastic job...parody-perfect...
Paul Robinson - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Somehow your limestone came up as "Gold" to me...I really dug it...5's ~ ~ ~
Rick C - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Stone cold brilliant! Fives and then some.
Royce Miller - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Johnny D - July 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks alvin, JB, AFW, Paul, Rick C, and Royce.
Stuart McArthur - July 24, 2005 - Report this comment
loved the way he ended up being ole GC himself, JD - rising like a Phoenix, I suppose - very clever - 555
Johnny D - July 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart.

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