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Song Parodies -> "Perfect Model of an Extremist Left Wing Democrat"

Original Song Title:

"I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General"

Parody Song Title:

"Perfect Model of an Extremist Left Wing Democrat"

Parody Written by:

Linda Terhune

The Lyrics

I am the perfect model of an extremist left wing democrat
but I must show I'm moderate 'cuz left wing is not where it's at
it's all the people I must snow cuz 2008 I must not blow
don't tell the people they must not know, I'm putting on a real big show

I will infect the military in anyway that's feasible
I'll be a mouth piece for all terrorists to that I am dependable
I'll call you nazi you can't stop me - I think Saddam should be set free
I'll blame bush first hope you agree - spinning's my priority

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I'll call you nazi you can't stop me - I think Saddam should be set free
I'll blame bush first hope you agree - spinning's my priority


I fight for higher taxes and that is totally affirmable
I do not really care if that is to some is unaffordable
All the right is attackable and all the left adorable
I hate fox news they're horrible to that I'm not appeasable

Illegal drugs should be legal to smoke, pop or be chewable
Killing's wrong except for babies they are so excusable
US is bad the terrorist's good I love that just as you all should
I think NAFTA is misunderstood; they simply love boys they could

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US is bad the terrorist's good I love that just as you all should
I think NAFTA is misunderstood; they simply love boys they could

We should dump amendment two as it is grossly un-bearable
I think all gays should be married and that it is quite behoovable
Big government's in and attractable - I need big brother or I'll be cripple
I believe the flag should be burnable and bankruptcy laws more flexible

Deep down I'm socialist and think it not so very terrible
The hard working rich should pay my bills so designer clothes are wearable
Freedom to me is attractable but for other countries I'm not charitable
No platform just whiney babble that's almost solely unbearable

I don't believe in God and find all Christians to be abominable
I think that moral values are overrated and unadvisable
I think secularism is attainable and churches all attackable
Anti Americans should assemble and find God's rights all opposable


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I think secularism is attainable and churches all attackable
Anti Americans should assemble and find God's rights all opposable

I think to sue is the American dream and that fact is not challengeable
It's easy to sue to get rich too and find some sucker blamable
Whatever con is available is something that is claimable
Even if it is not believable, it's something that is bankable

My party doesn't do a lot that folk can find commendable
In fact it's made up solely of those who are so committable
So it is just conclusible that disrespect and hate we show
to try and win elections you know we've always been corruptible

All
So it is just conclusible that disrespect and hate we show
to try and win elections you know we've always been corruptible

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Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, I'm not sure what lyrics you used to make this but your choruses are incorrect compared to the original and the PoP CD and some of the lines are off on syllable counts considerably ( all have 16 except the last line of the "triple repeat" choruses have 18 ). Here is a link to the lyrics that most work with:

http://www.guntheranderson.com/v/data/iamtheve.htm
Red Ant - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
Let me rephrase that: Those are the lyrics I worked with and are 100% correct to the PoP CD. Good rhyming BTW.
Adagio - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good job. 5's
Phil Alexander - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Good, Pat? It doesn't scan, it's grammatically challenged ;-p, it's inaccurate to the point of being libellous and the hypocrisy contained within is staggering.
Mark Thurman - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
This is pretty extremist too! 1's! >:(
Linda - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Big Babies!
Adagio - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
Phil...your comment is only your point of view of this, and not mine... "it's inaccurate to the point of being libellous and the hypocrisy contained within is staggering".
Behoovable? - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
I challenge anyone to find a single couplet in this that paces correctly.
Ritardando - August 21, 2005 - Report this comment
NAFTA loves boys?!
Michael Pacholek - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
This is very poorly written, very poorly paced, not funny in the slightest, and a ridiculous misrepresentation -- being a Bushie, you probably don't like words that big, so I'll change it to "damned lie" -- of what the Democratic Party represents. In other words, even if you'd gotten your facts right, this would still be one of the most pathetic parodies in Amiright history. And as for your constant NAMBLA references (OK, maybe using "NAFTA" instead was the one funny part of this), need I remind you that America's most notable living pedophile, Mary Kay LeTourneau, was the daughter of Congressman John Schmitz of California, who ran a right-wing fanatic third-party campaign for President in 1972 and actually got one Electoral Vote. In other words, clean up your own back yard first. Wait, Republicans don't believe in cleaning things up...
Linda - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, Demoncrats protect the pedophiles all the time. In California, your demoncrats protect them by voting out every law that protects the children. The ACLU is the biggest contributor to the protection of pedophiles that history has probably ever known. Supporting a "how to" book for men on how to catch little boys I would say is very wrong, stick with them - you fit in well. ---- In case your egocentric head does not realize it, your party is the pro-drug legalization party, another fact that you should know by now. ---- Your party lies in the last 10 years are more than all the lies probably told in the days before Noah when the lands were so corrupt, (and even under oath by your playboy president!). Stealing, the demoncrats in the intelligence department caught in conspiracy, Reid, a crook that I hope is out of the senate after his stroke, and more! You are the among the new demoncrat party, most immoral corrupt demoncrat party in our history. --- What is your platform big shot man? Abortions and live birth abortions? That is only because in addition to your lack of morals, the abortion doctor's association gives big money to your sleazy party in order to keep the death coming. Other than baby killing and raising taxes to pay for deadbeats and drug dealers on welfare, you have nothing. ---- Sorry, I do know you get all your positive accomplishment strokes from this place and it's how you build your esteem, but the truth is, you are truly fed and led and know nothing more than that which your herders have told you to know ---- pathetic. For you to post as if you are some supreme brain tickles me. You could not be further from reality if you think you have any knowledge of what is really going on in this government.
Paul Robinson - August 22, 2005 - Report this comment
Oh, Linda! You are WAY over the top in your remarks. You're hoping a man who has had a STROKE is unable to return to his job? Who made YOU God? OK, here it is...I am a Registered member of the Democratic Party in California...so, according to the "Book of Linda" that makes me what? Let's take a little inventory here for a moment -Well, guess I am immoral...in favor of "Baby-Killing" and apparently an active supporter of vile child molesters...in favor of drug dealing - in fact in favor of extending generous welfare benefits to them...I want to raise everyone's taxes...no, wait...only HONEST people's taxes, in order to accomplish this...oh, yeah...I forgot...probably because the people that put all the words in my mouth neglected to tell me, I'm a mindless sheep who can't think or speak for himself...I don't know...I have never really thought of myself as being that immersed in Completely Mindless Stupidity & Total Evil...maybe I am overlooking something? I am sure there are some other awful things that I fully support and condone...probably dealt with in some of your other pieces. Do you really hope to sway anyone with this stuff? Don't know about you, but generally speaking I usually resent it when people take a crap inside my boots and tell me I deserve it. (Sigh)...and I thought we were making such progress...
Royce Miller - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, did you really want to jump into this boxing match? I wish you all the luck in the world, sincerely. I think you state your ideas very well, I'm not talking about pacing or spelling, we've all made mistakes there. I haven't been reading parodies, but I can't help but read some of yours. Your line about blaming Bush is so true. I don't really think abortion should be a political issue, but it has become one. See what William Tong is missing by not allowing comments?
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
A lecture on Morals from the party that is bringing you Janine Piro? How do you spin Mr. Piro's actions after what you right-wing fascists have said about the last great president - Bill Clinton? Oh, by the way, Piro is pro-choice and pro-gay rights - as Mr. Alexander so eloquently put it: "the hypocrisy contained within is staggering". Seriously, how do you fascists live with yourselves? How is it that you are able to look yourself in the mirror every morning? Have you read the Bill of Rights? By the way, we don't think Saddam should be set free, we just don't think that there was any reason to invade that country to begin with. Talk about the party of killing - how many innocent lives have been lost to this unjust war? How many innocent people have been maimed because of this unjust war? We're coming up to the 4th Anniversary of 9/11 - what has your president done for me? He addressed the nation shortly after 9/11 (although it took some time for him to make an appearance in New York) and vowed to get Osama. So, where is he? We wouldn't be in this mess if the guy who really won in 2000 was allowed to take his duly elected right as President. By the way, legalizing drugs is a conservative argument - ask William Buckley.
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you, Paul and Robert. But I need to add: If the Democrats are the pro-drug legalization Party, how come Mr. I Didn't Inhale -- you remember, The Last President -- didn't try to get them legalized during two years of the most liberal Congress in a generation? This is why: The Democrats are not for decriminalization. So what's our platform? It is this: One nation -- under God, if you must say it -- indivisible, with liberty and justice FOR ALL. All means all. That's the platform. Everything else, every stand on every specific issue, is just details. We can disagree about the means, as many honest Republicans do -- would that they were a majority of their own Party. But if you violate that platform, then this is not the country for you. There was a country for Linda once, but we beat them in 1945.
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
And the "Linda" platform would be something like: This theocracy, for which we stand, the only nation under God, is divisible, with liberty and justice for all Red states. The Bill of Rights would become the Bill or Right or more commonly referred to as "The Second Amendment". By the way, I'd like to thank the ACLU for being one of the biggest contributors to the protection of the Bill of Rights. (I'd like to think of it as the "Bible" for this country.) Linda, to quote David Bowie, "do you remember President Nixon"? Oh, I'm sorry, the fact that he was trying to establish an absolute monarchy is ok because he didn't lie under oath about consensual sex with another adult. And, I'm sure you have no problem with all the lying that surrounded "Iran Contra" and the out of touch President, do you? And, was Pat Robertson speaking for your party when he called for Chavez's assassination? If this is Christian-like, then I'm proud to be an agnostic. How about the Atlanta bomber - his KILLING spree included bombings of a gay night club and an abortion clinic - but this was ok because there's probably someplace in the Bible that condones such acts against "sinners", right?
Linda - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Robert, you should look up the word fascists, you obviously do not know what it means. The rest of your babble is just humorous, you cannot stand the facts in a parody but when it's a "bush is dumb" "bush is evil" boy you give it all 555's every time! You are merely a sheep and your comments are desperate
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, thank you, but I wasn't trying to impress you (unless you're about 5'4", blond hair and a size two - but then you would still be a right wing fascist, wouldn't you?). Have I read the greatest story ever sold? No, the bible is much too long a novel for me to read, I prefer Tom Robbins. Have you read the Constitution? Do you really believe that Watergate wasn't a crime? How about Iran-Contra? Is Bill Clinton's consensual affair worse that Janine Piro's fathering a child out of wedlock? Worse than Mr. Piro not supporting the little girl? Worse than the fact that he's now trying to buy her for the good of his wife's campaign? Was Pat Robertson's comment Christian like? Why do gays bother you so much? Why are we in Iraq - your president has given us more reasons than an H&R Block commercial. Do you condone the activities of the Atlanta Bomber? Yes, you are the definition of HYPOCRITE.
Linda - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Royce Miller, Thanks! I don't know why William Tong doesn't allow comments, it's so fun! Nah, I am not one for "chickening down" from what I have to say, just like those who right parody songs for the other side, so let em rip! (Besides, it is how those like Michael Pacholek get their self-esteem and I surely do not want to rob them of that)
Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda: I'm pretty confident that I do know what it means - perhaps you should take a gaze at the definition - my guess is that the definition contains some reference to forcible suppression of the opposition - . Ah, the biblical sheep again - you seem to be more of a follower of the flock than I am - you certainly regurgitate the right-wing fascist (sorry, you need to look that up) line pretty well. And, Linda, you might want to take a look at my voting and comments - I think it would be very hard to prove your un-researched theory. But, if I may include a shameless plug here - have you ever read any of my Bush bashing parodies? By the way, Bush is dumb and your ideology is evil. And, thank you for complimenting my humor - makes me think that you have read some of my stuff. Why do gays bother you so much? Do you subscribe to the unChristian rhetoric of Pat Robertson? Are you ok with the antics of right-wing fanatics such as: H.R. Haldeman G. Gordon Liddy E. Howard Hunt Richard M. Nixon Ollie North Sprio Agnew Rush Limbaugh Trent Lott Karl Rove Dick Cheney Do I have to go on? I mean, all you have on us is consensual sex by a President. Of course none of this sex thing would happen in the Richard Nixon White House (line/idea borrowed from a 1970s SNL skit). Does Watergate, Iran Contra, or the unjust Iraqi war bother you? Are you not concerned that Osama Bin Laden was responsible for 9/11 and is still out there? You are truly a hypocrite - do you need to look up that word too?
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
RJP, we may be wasting our time. To paraphrase the immortal Ronnie Van Zant, Watergate does not bother her. Does your conscience bother you? Well, being a liberal, at least you HAVE a conscience. Iran-contra and the various crimes of the various Bushes don't bother her either. And, just for the hell of it, here's how the Merriam-Webster Dictionary (www.m-w.com) defines "fascism": 1 (often capitalized): a political philosophy, movement, or regime that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition; 2: a tendency toward or actual exercise of strong autocratic or dictatorial control. Sure sounds like Nixon, Reagan and the Bushes to me!
Linda - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael, baby killers, like you, paying pedophile supporters, like you, have no "conscience". As far as you "wasting your time" comment, how about this; you are one pompous arse! The majority of the country is wrong, but you, oh wise Michael, are all knowing, what a crock. I do feel sorry for you, your lack of self-esteem and all, but really, grow up!
Adagio - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Linda, I realize that I don't have a lot to say and am not long-winded, but to have you respond to a comment does a person have to turn into a wild-eyed fanatic? A simple "thank you" would be minimal good manners on your part seeing as I am trying to uphold the Rep. P.O.V.
Ritardando - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You must thank her well, and after you have thanked her, you may deal with her as you like, and then, thank me.
And thank me.
And me.
And me.
Yes. Yes, you must give us all a good thanking!
Linda - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Adagio, Oh my gosh, of course, sorry!!!!!!!! Thank you so much Adagio -- for your rating, good sense and I am so sorry! I get so wrapped up in these programed political vanillas - I am sorry! Thank you!!!!!
Ritardando - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
And then, the oral sex.
Upper-Middle-Class Twit - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
GALAHAD:
Well, I could stay a bit longer.
LAUNCELOT:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
Oh, hello.
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
What?
LAUNCELOT:
Quick!
GALAHAD:
Why?
LAUNCELOT:
You are in great peril!
DINGO:
No, he isn't.
LAUNCELOT:
Silence, foul temptress!
GALAHAD:
You know, she's got a point.
LAUNCELOT:
Come on! We will cover your escape!
GALAHAD:
Look, I'm fine!
LAUNCELOT:
Come on!
GIRLS:
Sir Galahad!
GALAHAD:
No. Look, I can tackle this lot single-handed!
DINGO:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
GIRLS:
Yes! Let him tackle us single-handed!
LAUNCELOT:
No, Sir Galahad. Come on!
GALAHAD:
No! Really! Honestly, I can cope. I can handle this lot easily.
DINGO:
Oh, yes. Let him handle us easily.
GIRLS:
Yes. Let him handle us easily.
LAUNCELOT:
No. Quick! Quick!
GALAHAD:
Please! I can defeat them! There's only a hundred-and-fifty of them!
DINGO:
Yes! Yes, he will beat us easily! We haven't a chance.
GIRLS:
We haven't a chance. He will beat us easily...
Michael Pacholek - August 25, 2005 - Report this comment
Beat them easily? I already have. They're just too insane with their right-wing mania to realize it.
Linda - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek -… is the sorry little boy with an overblown ego who lacks any good reason to have one at all.
Michael Pacholek - August 26, 2005 - Report this comment
The only thing I'm sorry about, Linda, is that the drug that will treat your pathology apparently hasn't been synthesized yet. Tell ya what: Let's have a contest. I'll write an anti-Republican parody, and you write an anti-Democratic parody, and we'll leave it up to five Amirighters whose politics have not been defined in their parodies, and let them judge. Whoever gets a majority, at least three of the five, to say "This one is better" wins. Put up or shut up, Linda. Do you accept... or are you a CHICKEN HAWK like your boys Georgie, Dick, Rush and Pat (both Buchanan and Robertson)?
Linda - August 27, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek - Your maturity astounds me! Nevertheless and to play along with your game and show you I am not a "chicken hawk" (which I take it is another word for "chicken"), I accept. However, there are amiright authors who seemingly do not write political parodies but still have very strong opinions on political parodies. Those with the same mindset as your own, who have actually given you 5’s for some of your political parodies, (even some that are down write terrible), and one’s for mine. I hardly think that is a fair judging arena, what do your think? Since you seem to be a regular here and have written hundreds of parodies, (and I have just started out), one would think you could come up a judging system that was fair. If you cannot do that, I am still game. See Michael, I do not build my esteem around the opinions of others from a web site nor do I get so personally offended as you seem to get when someone does not subscribe to your political views. Therefore, I am surely not afraid of a challenge in which my song or I may not be cherished, but I do have some sporting blood. So, let the game begin! Do you want to use the same song, similar themes, Republican vs. Demoncrat or same type of Personality vs. same type of Personality? Let’s Go!
Linda - August 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael Pacholek I must assume then --- that you cannot put your money where your mouth is... which is no surprise.
Linda - September 02, 2005 - Report this comment
Michael.. the head "chicken hawk" --- LOL, what a joke.
carol - October 16, 2005 - Report this comment
this parody seriously sucks sucks sucks!!!
Linda - March 25, 2006 - Report this comment
What a shame I missed Carol's erudite opinion, I could have grown so much from it.
carol - April 08, 2006 - Report this comment
In your case, I very much doubt it. I can't believe you didn't go off on another one of your frothing, screeching rants, but was actually able to use a grown up word like erudite. Good doggie.
Linda - April 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Wish I could say the same about you, however, it is the, what, 10th or 11th time you've used "frothing" in the course of only ONE Day, (April 8th - the day you took time out of your busy life to visit multiple site pages w/my parodies and do your normal out of control lunacy routine). One would think you would at least learn two whole adjectives if you were going to bash the same person at the same site over and over in one day, but hey, that's just the thinking folk, so don't worry your pretty little hot head head over it sailor, you have an excuse for being so slow on the uptake
Immoral Liberal - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Well, loon, perhaps we should begin counting the number of times you use the words: demoncrats, sheep, followers, flock, shepherd, baby killers, pedophiles. Ah, but your real talent is using them all in one sentence, several times.
LucidLupin - April 24, 2006 - Report this comment
From the dates on the comments here I can see you have been ill for quite a long time. . . . .
Linda - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Immoral Liberal .. writes --- """ Ah, but your real talent is using them all in one sentence""" .... Why thank you, immoral liberal, I'll take that as a compliment; looks like a compliment, reads like a compliment, must be a compliment! I am truly flattered to the bone. ------ I compliment you on your insight! --------- - A TOAST to Immoral Liberal, who after many many months, has finally begun to see the light, develop some taste and obtain some fantastic attention to detail - good job! I think you're coming around and may soon become a moral right wing grown up soon! I am glad you didn't fall for the cons on the left so much that you could not come to reason!
Charles - April 09, 2007 - Report this comment
I will have to say that I support most of the "baby killing" that Linda writes about. I have changed my mind on this over the past 5 months after listening to the most IDIODIC Democratic Party since Lyndon Johnson was President! Mostly, not all, but mostly liberals abort their babies. If they didn't, most of those poor innocent souls would be raised as liberals being brain washed and given the disease that afflicts most of the left-wing nuts in the Democratic Party today. That disease is liberalism! Anyway, now I support their abortions. They are doing those poor babies a favor and in the long run they will continue to keep the Democratic party smaller than the Republican party. Now don't get me wrong, Republicans have their own things I take issue with, but at least I can sleep more peacefully at night knowing President Bush is at the wheel keeping us safe. So you wacko liberals, keep on aborting your poor babies and sending them to heaven. You'll answer for it someday and again you're saving them from a life time of mental illness known as liberalism!
Linda - January 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Charles - sorry I didn't read your comment earlier! You make some really great points with your arguement - really great! (and yes, I sleep easier too with Bush in office - much better than if a pansy arse girlie man liberal cut-and-run away from our allies demoncrat were in office!)
O. Feelya. - January 11, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow. This does not fit the original song very well, and frankly, isn't very funny. I think this kind of humorless political commentary is probably better suited for another medium.

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