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Song Parodies -> "I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"

Original Song Title:

"Alone Again, Naturally"

Original Performer:

Gilbert O'Sullivan

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Stoned Again, Naturally"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

smoked a little while and POW
i began feeling quite a bit dour
i'm mad at myself...i hate myself
for having no damn will power
i find if i have pot...i don't know when to stop
make no effort to...save a doob or two
for a special time, when it mattered
i'm feeling so besmirched
as i search...for pot remaining
my god...that's tough...i've used it up
no point in me explaining
i can't leave it alone...i smoke all that i own
i'm stoned again, naturally

i think i smoked it yesterday
i was cheerful bright and gay
doing one or two...that just wouldn't do
i smoked them all without delay
and of course, it knocked me down
reality came unwound
if it is a crutch...i depend too much
cut my stems in little pieces
leaving none left out...i will pout...i feel perverted
for smoking such a thing as this
to ash, it is converted
in my hour of need...i find, at last, some weed
i'm stoned again, naturally

it seems to me that
i just love pot
weed is just my world
left unattended...my mind gets bended
what can i do ?...that's what i do

i've gotten out all of my gear
but my stash has disappeared
i remember i cried...cause i wasn't fried
and i didn't feel like a beer
there were sixty five joints rolled
they were acapulco gold
i can't understand..how a single man
could have held all that i'd taken
leaving me no dope...without hope...my psyche broken
despite an earnest vow from me
i cannot rein my tokin'
i bought some more today...it soon will pass away
i'm stoned again, naturally

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Robert J. Pagliaro - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Wow, it's been a long time since I've heard the phrase "acapulco gold" or Panama Red for that matter. Nice job. bob
AFW - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
A smokin' rendition, here...uphill all the way...fives
Johnny D - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Nothin' dopey 'bout THIS parody ... 5s
Paul Robinson - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
uhhh...forgot what I was gonna say...OH...duuuddeee...that was a groooovvve...three 5's...naturally ~ ~ ~
Dooby Gillis - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
JOB???? Did someone say JOB????? Dude, don't be thinking I have a JOB!!!!! BTW, good job.
Rick C - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
I detect SEEDS of brilliance in your parody writing skills. STICK with it, son and, you'll be ROLLING 'em out like crazy! :-) 555
Michael Pacholek - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
You get more than tokin' respect from me. Five hits. (What can I do? Again, the best puns are taken.)
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks robert AFW johnny paul dooby rick and michael
Ravyn Rant - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
It's truly scary, just how well I can relate to this song. High fives from me, but please, Alvin - get out of my head! ;)
alvin rhodes - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
sounds like we're on the same page, ravyn...lol
leo jay - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
Excellent. Tough OS to rhyme all the way through and have it hold together as well as you have.
Tim Mayfield - August 23, 2005 - Report this comment
All this 'wasted' talent... OK, how many 5's am I holding up??
Peregrin - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Great stuff, Alvin!
alvin rhodes - August 24, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks leo tim and peregrin
InuOtome - September 26, 2005 - Report this comment
O.O........o.O WOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ^ ^ Awesome, friggen' awesome!!!!!

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